Alaskan Trader Joe's

Noun

A theoretical store that doesn't exist but should.

The nearest Trader Joe's to Anchorage, Alaska is a 40 hour drive away.

Don't complain that you have to drive an hour to get to Trader Joe's. You have been spoiled.

Bring Trader Joe's to Alaska! We need an Alaskan Trader Joe's!

by S.J. Bafalto June 18, 2023

Ghost trade

In adopt me when some dumbass trades you and says nothing.

Ex: Istg bro I just got the 1000th ghost trade today I can't trade these fools when I don't know what they want.

by chadeesa July 20, 2024

Scissor trade

When two men scissor in the right position so that their penises go into each other’s butts.

1: “Hey dude, you wanna scissor trade with me?”

2: “I’m glad we were scissor trading yesterday.”

by Jakrispy October 2, 2023

Spice Trader

Any Caribbean person of color

That Spice Trader smells like Axe and coco butter

by anonymous October 21, 2023

Unprivileged traders

A person that has been born into poverty. Usually, A person of color. WIth the exception of Rapper "Marshall 'Eminem' Mathers".

Don't go over there, That's where the Unprivileged traders are.

Goddamned Unprivileged traders, Just go back where you came from.

by AstraDev April 23, 2024

internal trade

an incoming trade from another country

America and the UK were doing an internal trade

by egg_boii May 28, 2024

by trade or ambition

A variation of the phrase "by trade" that states that one is not only a practitioner of a subject matter, but is also not actively trying to become one.

"I'm not a structural engineer by trade or ambition, but that building looks just about ready to flop over."

by Inlovewithabsol March 2, 2024