The act of two persons, (a male/female, male/male, or female/female) performing a goatse and bashing their gaping behinds together.
by Riskyburrito1997 June 26, 2014
A flavor of Maruchan Ramen noodles that was discontinued in the early 2000's due to a "lack of sales" while other flavors that still collect dust on shelves to this day somehow stay in circulation
Bro 1: "Remember that ice cream you told me about? I was looking for it at the store and couldn't find it."
Bro 2: "Yeah, it's probably just out of stock. It's bomb af, so I'm not surprised."
Bro 1: "Naw bro. I mean like there wasn't even a spot for it on the shelves."
Bro 2: "ON MY LIFE DUDE. I swear, if those assholes pull some Tomato Ramen type shit, I'M GOING TO LOSE MY FUCKING MIND."
Bro 1: "Relax bro."
Bro 2: "GET FUCKED, PUSSY."
Bro 2: "Yeah, it's probably just out of stock. It's bomb af, so I'm not surprised."
Bro 1: "Naw bro. I mean like there wasn't even a spot for it on the shelves."
Bro 2: "ON MY LIFE DUDE. I swear, if those assholes pull some Tomato Ramen type shit, I'M GOING TO LOSE MY FUCKING MIND."
Bro 1: "Relax bro."
Bro 2: "GET FUCKED, PUSSY."
by |P|R|Y|M|E| August 27, 2021
Most disgusting food ever. Claims to be a fruit but is more like a FOOT! Once you eat a tomato you should be expecting to throw up for days
Son: mom could be have tomato’s for lunch!
Mom: NO YOU PICE OF SHIT!! TO YOU WANT TO THROW UP!! *beats son*
Mom: NO YOU PICE OF SHIT!! TO YOU WANT TO THROW UP!! *beats son*
by Realharrystylesfan June 27, 2021
When your friend decides to do cartwheels after having one too many glasses of wine and her breasts and butt and shake all directions.
by Jean_Cocteau July 20, 2023
When your friend decides to do cartwheels after having one too many glasses of wine and her breasts and butt and shake in all directions.
by Jean_Cocteau July 20, 2023
by jessiej May 02, 2011
Hym "You see Piers Morgan had another Gender Studies Tomato-can on the show? God you guys are bad at that! You cannot defend your ideas at all. All the conservatives and/or conservative-adjacent media is doing is receding into solipsism and deflecting to the most absurd fringe of the people who accept of gender theory. Fuckin gender studies guy over there is like turtle on his back just floundering. You fuckin suck. You're not good at that. You're not good at defending any of your ideas. Your greatest champion is little squid-boy over there and he's not going to get the job done. He'll just ink poop, break even, and float away to bang pornstars. It's so much easier than you're making it look. I mean... Yeah, you're bad. Bad at the race stuff too.... Badbadbad..."
by Hym Iam February 26, 2024