Loaf yourself

I loaf I loaf I loaf myself

You should loaf yourself brrrrrr

by Bangtanarmyletsgetit December 5, 2019

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Loaf Land

Usually when in a clouded mind state and forgetting what you are doing by not responding or doing very stupid things. When smoking too much pot can lead a person into "loaf land" making them un-responsable when asked questions. Sitting at a computer in a opiate high is another example of being in 'loaf land'.

While playing Magic the Gathering 2v2:

Corey says:"Joe what are you doing... don't forget to counter his spell."
10 seconds later...
Joe says: "Don't worry bro."

Corey says: "DUDE WTF you didn't counter the spell. Are you loafing?"
Joe says: "Sorry bro..... (20 seconds later) I missed clicked".

Corey says: "Huh? we already lost."
Joe says: "I think I'm in loaf land bro."

by SuperCaL September 4, 2013

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Bulgarian hog loaf

Hog loaf from the land of Bulgaria. Often times is so juicy and tender it melts in your mouth and leaves a coat of Bulgarian oxide. You have to wash your mouth for 1 hour to get rid of this coating. Is the most nutritious food of the 21st century.

Man, I tried Bulgarian hog loaf and it was so good!

by Bryce loves boobs November 16, 2023

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loaf

Loaf
(verb)
to love intensely, when you love someone so much that saying "i love you" just doesnt cut it anymore!
(can also be said over text as "i 🍞 u")

vi: i loaf you rue!
rue: i 🍞 you too!

by peepeepoopoocacapants March 9, 2022

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