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Fart Swindler

Someone who pretends to hate farts so you will fart and then they secretly enjoy it .
Ahhh gross ! She lied, as she vigorously sniffed her surroundings after the fart ripped through the atmosphere. She's a fart swindler who conned at fart .
by dingusoftheday September 19, 2012
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Mario Fart

The type of fart that literally sounds like Mario jumping.
Did you hear how my fart's tone went up toward the end? It sounded like Mario jumping!! That's what I call a Mario Fart.
by Shaiko McGillicutty April 3, 2012
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oven fart

the plume of hot smoke that hits you in the face when you open the oven door.
I opened the door to check on my muffins and Wham, the fucking oven farted on me
by Chimmi chamba September 22, 2011
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Fart Herding

The act of using flatulence to direct a particular person or group to a certain location. Often used (with little success) in a bar environment by someone who just had a Mexican dinner.
Friend #1: "Where did Billy go, he keeps disappearing"
Friend #2: "Oh he's over there fart herding that group of brunettes so they some closer"
by Cornelius Van Nostrom November 24, 2010
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hornblower farts

Extraordinarily jarring, loud flatulence that could awaken the dead.
He is famous for his unnerving hornblower farts which I understand may have been responsible for the sudden death of his grandfather.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019
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fart stopping

Like thought stopping, it is a cognitive behavioral technique to stop unwanted toxic farts from exiting your ass.
I caught him wildly snapping a rubber band on his wrist in a focused attempt at fart stopping.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 21, 2019
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fart turd

by Erscpu September 14, 2016
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