charmin touch

Anyone who has the knack for working on any project and making it turn out like crap.

Those strategic planners certainly have the Charmin Touch

by Jim Schwartz January 18, 2005

pole-toucher

Slang term for a member of the LDS faith. Refers to the vision of Nephi in Nephi Book 1 Chapter 8. Can be combined with "Joey" to make "pole-touchin' Joeys."

"Here, have some of my homebrew."
"No thanks."
"Why, are you a pole-toucher or something?"

"Mom, can I watch an R-rated movie?"
"No honey. Now run along to church with the rest of us pole-touchin' Joeys."

by bortschuss May 1, 2007

Air Touch

When one makes a fist and raises it up in the air as a sign of friendship to another. Similar to a high-five, Air Touch is a more masculine physical and/or verbal expression.

That was a heavy party last night dude, bare jokes. Air Touch!

by Sal-ee December 30, 2007

chunk touch

A sign that's similar to the touch or spud sign, but uses the "rock on" sign rather than a fist to touch. This is a common form of showing respect to a chunk, a mixture of chav and punk.

Example 1:
Immz: Dat outfit iz unique bruv.

Tania: Thanks!

Immz: Iz you a chunk?

Tania: Yeeah....

Immz: Chunk touch! Oh yeeeeeeah!

Example 2:
Immz: Those sunglasses are CHUNK bruv.

Ela: I'm not chunk.

Immz: Whatever, chunk touch! Oh yeeeeeah!

by Immanuela June 24, 2008

domino thought

When one thought sets off a chain reaction until a person thinks about something completely unrelated to the original thought.

1: I thought about our trip to Santa Monica which reminded me of the hobos everywhere which made me think of soup kitchens which made me want to go to get some miso soup.

2: You just went from "Santa Monica" to "Miso Soup..."

1: Domino thoughts...

by ediecarried July 2, 2009

hairy touchas mullet

this is when a person has a lot of hair near their butt area, touchas is a yiddish word for butt, and mullet well as you know business in the front, party in the back, but in this case it is gross in the back, and can even be smelly...

i could not find where her hole was because she had a hairy touchas mullet

his touchas mullet was so hairy i could braid it over two feet tall!

by roocuckoo August 19, 2009

Leg-Toucher

A motorcycle rider who cannot perform a boxed double u-turn without touching their leg on the ground. These riders think their riding ability is better than it actually is, and typically want to buy bikes that are too big for them to handle at their skill level.

Rider 1: "Who let that kid get a motorcycle license? I heard he couldn't even complete the figure eight without putting his foot down."
Rider 2: "Yea, scoring high on the written test doesn't mean shit if you're a leg-toucher."

by Instructor Josh August 30, 2010