Third Degree After Burner

When a man is having sexual intercourse with a women in the traditional doggie style position. You then give the women an enema with a highly flammable alcoholic drink like Bacardi 151, You then ask the women to fart and light it on fire it hits you in the chest like the after burner on a jet aircraft. Except with this one you will probably have Third Degree Burns.

The Third Degree After Burner is extremly hazardous, please do not attempt at home.

by Paul Stuffy October 11, 2006

Talk in Third Person Day

A common occurrence on Facebook status updates.

Facebook examples of "Talk in Third Person Day":

George feels sleepy.

George is contemplating the meaning of life.

by skywalker89 March 3, 2010

cover third base

the act of occupying ugly friend of guy your friend is trying to get on

Hey, Cat, ya wanna cover third base for me while I hook this dude?

by Katy! July 20, 2002

Newton's Third Law

When you're running and you can feel your penis flapping around.

No dude, I don't wanna run today - newton's third law always gets me...

by flagellum_mayor January 27, 2013

Putting someone in third gear

When you take a man by a sack and use it like you would a car shifter.

I’m putting someone in third gear because they stole my car

by Bigger men than yours April 11, 2022

Third Party Bed Wetting

This is a term that describes someone who thinks they wet the bed, when in fact they did not. This typically happens when a couple who are completely obliterated have sex. The male has most likely been holding in piss like his bladder was the Hoover Dam and right at the climax, he has no control of the floods and fills his partner with semen and urine. He then rolls over and is out cold in seconds. The female, who is also drunk, has no idea he went number 1 inside her and also rolls over to go to sleep. She wakes up hours later in a puddle of piss that was not hers.

Big Easy: Dude, last night was a train wreck. My wife keeps apologizing to me for wetting the bed but she really didn't.

Tyrant: Not following you there bud.

Big Easy: I think I pissed insider her last night and didn't want to tell her.

Tyrant. Well you can't ever tell her about the third party bed wetting.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm February 22, 2019

Third Degree Shit Strain

When you use so much force out your bumbhole.. It burns and bleeds

Oh.. shit I hit third degree shit strain OUCH!! F@#$

by KyShite July 1, 2021