Talk in Third Person Day

An internet holiday on every third of March. You refer to yourself in the third person.

Say your name was John.

"John ate dinner."

"John went to the doctor."

"John is celebrating Talk in Third Person Day."

by bhavik15 November 05, 2009

Third Degree After Burner

When a man is having sexual intercourse with a women in the traditional doggie style position. You then give the women an enema with a highly flammable alcoholic drink like Bacardi 151, You then ask the women to fart and light it on fire it hits you in the chest like the after burner on a jet aircraft. Except with this one you will probably have Third Degree Burns.

The Third Degree After Burner is extremly hazardous, please do not attempt at home.

by Paul Stuffy October 10, 2006

Talk in Third Person Day

A common occurrence on Facebook status updates.

Facebook examples of "Talk in Third Person Day":

George feels sleepy.

George is contemplating the meaning of life.

by skywalker89 March 03, 2010

cover third base

the act of occupying ugly friend of guy your friend is trying to get on

Hey, Cat, ya wanna cover third base for me while I hook this dude?

by Katy! July 20, 2002

Newton's Third Law

When you're running and you can feel your penis flapping around.

No dude, I don't wanna run today - newton's third law always gets me...

by flagellum_mayor January 27, 2013

Putting someone in third gear

When you take a man by a sack and use it like you would a car shifter.

I’m putting someone in third gear because they stole my car

by Bigger men than yours April 11, 2022

co-third-cousin-in-law

Spouse's third-cousin's spouse.

My co-third-cousin-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021