taint painting

Taint Painting is a homosexual sex act. After anal penetration and/or ejaculation, the dominant partner removes his soiled penis and wipes the excremement/cum onto his partners taint (the area between the testicles and anus).

Did you see my latest taint painting? I hung it at Jonathan's.

by Oliver Mercer and Edward Newton May 22, 2006

taint monkey

A male or female who will swing from one set of genetalia to another. They will most likely be hosts to std's. A person of this nature will rummage through any amount of hair to find that one delectable treat.

"He knew she had herpes and still fucked her! What a taint monkey."

by heated October 15, 2006

tainting

What a Tainter does.

Man, I have been tainting so much recently! Feel these callus'!!

by Jordan the BETTER GENIUS than the other one... January 25, 2008

Choad (aka taint meat)

meat btween a male species balls and brown eye, and btween females kitty and hershey highway

1. that mustve hurt ,being kicked in the choad.
2. Dont be such a choad.

by Smoke more bud! May 13, 2003

Taint Juice

The juices secreted from ones said taint, often extremely wet and runny in appearance and mushy in texture.

Dude I rubbed taint juice all over luke's face last night.

by jizz55 May 13, 2008

Musky Taint

when a small mammal, usually a badger or feral chipmunk, rips at the exposed anus of a shitting camper. the resulting shit-plosion will be a culmination of blood, tears, and mama's pudding

Oh shit bro, i just went to take a shit by the oak tree and this nasty badger gave me a terrible musky taint!!

by Omfg Dragonite January 10, 2009

Toilet Taint

The part of the toilet between the tank of the toilet and the toilet bowl. This is where pubes, dried urine and all sorts of awfulness reside.

Much like an actual taint the 'toilet taint' is merely the connection between two major features. While not particularly useful, it is extremely necessary.

Person 1: I have to throw out my toothbrush it fell on the toilet taint.

Person 1: I cleaned the bathroom!
Person 2: No you didn't! There is still a forest of pubes and 2 years worth of dried urine on the toilet taint!

by Cherrubim April 3, 2011