way of the cave 

This term is used regarding an event or task to describe a deeply entrenched tradition or convention that applies to it and is expected to be adhered to by those involved with it. Generally used to communicate that, while certain rules or conditions about how things are to be done are inconvenient, its presence is considered ubiquitous and unfeasible to work around. When someone complains about this one must explain "it is the way of the cave".

Like many older idioms (such as "The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb".) this term has an opposite meaning when spoken in its longer form. Used in this way, the original speaker begins, "It is the way of the cave. Sun or no sun." (or relevant topic)
The second speaker replies "No sun!" Thus declaring they have devised an unexpected way to circumvent the situation in their favor.

The first recorded use of this term was originally found around May of 2014 in the fantasy drama epic titled "The Begun of Tigtone"

"Tyrone! You MUST convert ounces to grams to flip this stash! Do your 3rd grade arithmetic skills justice...by USING all of them.
This is the way of the cave. Weed or no weed."
"No weed," yells Tyrone, as he simply robs the mark of all his cash rather than determining the correct price for the drugs.

way of the cave by Papa Dwarf April 19, 2022

Way of the thigh 

1.) If a person says this it means they would like you to send thigh pics.

2.)If a person says this it means they want to cover your thighs in nachos and eat them.

The way of the thigh -insert persons name-

Way of the thigh by CocknBallTorturer69 July 31, 2023

Fair Way to the Shooter

A toilet that is a lengthy distance away from the origin. A term used only when one has had too many alcoholic beverages causing the distance to seem more lengthy than it actual is.
Only for use by a fair-dinkum Aussie who is so smashed that he cannot see the urinal he has just fallon onto. Asked to a complete stranger that the fair-dinkum Aussie has never seen before or will see ever again.

Ay mate, it's a fair way to the shooter innit?
That shazza goes fukin 'ard 'ay I hear; I wanna shag her but its a fair way to the shooter, I don't think I can make it.

Fair Way to the Shooter by Kent Kentish December 19, 2004

Way of the water 

R. Kelly's favorite movie. See it in 3D!

The way of the water connects all thing, from your multiple grammies to your conviction. From believing you can fly to downloading disturbing images.

Underage girls believed they can make tsaheylu with R. Kelly's artistic spirit by connection with his 'queue', before he issues a warm current from his peehole on them.

Girl: "Why am I so nervy about you peeing robbie? It, uh, feels wrong!"
R. Kelly: "It is the way of the water!"

Way of the water by Esa4 December 16, 2022

by way of the 6-50

something totally lost and is believed to have been thrown away.

Shit, where's my wallet; I hope it didn't go "by way of the 6-50"

by way of the 6-50 by Francis Manley August 7, 2006

Way of the coward 

The way of the coward is a set of rules that perpetuate a fraudulent lifestyle, dishonesty, infidelity, & fervor in maintenance of these characteristics. Opposite of the way of the warrior (bushido) which emphasizes a moral code, chivalry, & honor until death.

My ex lives the way of the coward so he can continues to scam his clients.

Way of the coward by defreema April 12, 2013

my way or the highway 

a limp bizkit song

person1: This time I'ma let it all come out
This time I'ma stand up and shout
I'ma do things my way, it's my way
My way or the highway
person2: limp bizkit SUCKS!
person1: fuck off

my way or the highway by Slao December 15, 2022