russian microwave

When you fart with a girl in your bed and keep her trapped under the sheets.

3:00AM- "Russian Microwave!!!"
"AAAAHHHH LEMME OUT!!"

by Ralph May 13, 2005

Large Russian

A weird sexual thing involving a 69 with the guy on top. He then shits down and it drops down onto the girls face.

i gave your mom a large russian and she loved it!

by hi im mark March 15, 2010

Russian Slurpie

when a guy eats a girl out while she's on her period. Nummies!

He gave her a russian slurpie last night and woke up with period in his teeth.

by keeeeeeeek January 11, 2010

The Russian tank

Coming down on a muscular Russian girl.

Dude i totally did The Russian Tank yesturday.

by BB Rockin it January 23, 2009

Russian turnaround

When you are having an orgi and you are about to cum in a girls vagina you remove your penis and spay all over the person behind you.

I gave that chick the greatest Russian turnaround last night.

by Russian Doubletake May 2, 2009

Russian Spy

The act of taking a shit in the urinal.

Mate I just took the biggest Russian Spy...

by IPY96 February 25, 2014

Russian Handjob

A handjob in which the giver's hand is of sub-acceptable temperature. Most often experienced in cold weather or in geographical locations north of the 45th paralell. Originated in the Soviet Union.

Person 1: "wasn't it cold?"
Person 2: "Yeah, Nikita unbuttoned my snow pants and gave me a freezing Russian Handjob"
Person 1: "Damn, I'm glad I don't live in Siberia"

by Ucross1101 December 4, 2010