pocket money

1. Money that is in one's pocket and available for discretionary spending.

2. An excuse used in place of the real reason for a decision.

Guy1: Are you going to take your wife to the show?
Guy2: No, I already spent my pocket money on my girlfriend.

HR: Should we go ahead and hire that consultant?
Boss: No. He likes moonlighting for the pocket money.

by Crusty Old Man May 21, 2011

ham pocket

a vagina, the orifice in which you insert your sausage

Her ham pocket is oosing a green fluid, I think she may have an infected ham pocket

by eatin October 31, 2006

vagina pocket

A mesh pocket inside of workout shorts (typically Nike) in front of the vaginal area.

Caitlin had a fabulous pair of Nike shorts for softball with a convenient vagina pocket in the front for her iPod.

by moosemunchncabincrunch May 11, 2011

pocket boxer

A person who continiously keeps his hands in his pockets to play with his testicals.

Hey what's the new guy in the football
team like?I heard he was a pocket boxer.

by MADANGEL September 5, 2005

Pocket dial

Your pockets way of annoying your friends and family

Guy 1: Hello
Pocket dial: static
Guy 1: just got pocket dialed

by Savagecabbage29 April 15, 2017

peach pocket

a synonym for a female's genitalia. See: vagina, cunt, pussy.

Two men are walking down the street and spot a very attractive woman across the road, conversation ensues-

Man 1: "Wow, I would love to stick my cock right in her peach pocket."

Man 2: "Yes, that would be nice."

by Liam Hollis January 9, 2009

Pocket Boyfriend

A slang term used to describe a vibrator, i.e. a "boyfriend" that you can fit in your pocket.

Me: Jenny, what is that in your purse?
Jenny: oh.. it's just my.. pocket boyfriend *blush*
Me: *awkward silence*

by HiImTye June 26, 2012