past one

The action of being played

Damn, did he pull a past one?!

by Pizzasexual.Sam February 11, 2017

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Get the past onemug.

I'll make people use past tense when referring to you

Another way of saying "I will kill you."

Guy 1:I'll make people use past tense when referring to you, because you will be dead, because I will kill you
Guy 2: ok lol

by kkolokotronis July 15, 2024

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Two shits past a hen fox

You’re fucked!

You’re two shits past a hen fox bro…

by Honeycomb Cheerios January 24, 2024

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Pasted

When you get your buttcheecks pasted together with a sticky substance

“Dude, last night I pasted Kyra with some gorilla glue.”
“Dude that’s friccin hot”

by Migamortis April 22, 2018

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Get the Pastedmug.

.9.you may feel the impetus to use past experiences to make strong key decisions. work wise, leadership qualities will be pretty shinelyu.9.

by Adujasty343 August 26, 2025

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When a person with no morals squeezes their butt cheeks to hold on to their most atrocious and vile intestinal gas and then walks past a person and opens their butt cheeks and releases the most revolting (clear the room) has into the unassuming persons nostrils. ‘The walk past’.

He sat in the corner chair suspiciously smiling and then nonchalantly did the walk past, leaving a wave of revolting egg fart stench right up my nostril! Leaving me to scream and nearly pass out!

by Ydnabrab March 23, 2019

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