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The Donald Trump

Needed: sweet lady friend
First put your sweet lady friend's (and/or your female cousin's) legs behind her head. While her legs are behind her head, sex it up. Make sure you deposit all your money in her vault, if you know what I mean. Then stick your face in her vagina. The lady has to squeeze her legs around your head and at the precise moment, she'll yell, "YOU'RE FIRED!" and then she'll queef and your investment will be returned tenfold all over your face.
Clitisha performed The Donald Trump all over Clint's face last night. It was a real messy one.
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The Donald 

The Donald is the most descriptive word able to be used from feeling intense pain and saying, Ouch man that shit is the Donald! Or by having a good time at a party and saying "Yo man that shit was the Mutha Fuckin' Donald!"
"That bitch fucked the Donald out of me!"

The Donald Trump

While having sex you build a wall around her and then when you're about to nut scream "get these illegal immigrants out my penis back to the vagina"
My boyfriend did The Donald Trumpe again or like to Donald trump every girl I meet at the bar

The Donald Trump

The Donald Trump is when you are banging someone with a leftwing political belief and right before you cum you holler at them that you voted for Trump! Hang on for the ride as they try buck you off. Like a rodeo ride.
Last night I was banging this chick, I told her I voted for Trump and she tried to buck me off like a bull! 8 second ride baby! I love doing the Donald Trump!

"the" donaldson 

a scumbag who loves to suck on massive cock...and is afraid of underclassmen
yo "the" Donaldson sucked of Barnes last night and then gave jill caprow the pink sock
"the" donaldson by Donalson's master December 16, 2008

The Donkey Rock 

A mythical creature that is a combination of both rock and donkey. It has the force of a Rock and kicks like a Donkey. It plays with a heart yet plays hard like stone/rock. This crazy breed somehow comes together for the win. The Donkey Rock has earned its place as the mascot of Malverne/East Rockaway's Lacrosse team.
The Donkey Rock quickly sneaked up on its prey (the ball) and continued for its goal.
The Donkey Rock by erinyyy33 May 27, 2011

The Donovan Creep 

A man who breaks social rules in an odd & frightening way
Oh that drunk guy last night at the flat party was doing The Donovan Creep, attempting to resist & drag that big boned honey into the bedroom, she then luckily got rescued by her friend
The Donovan Creep by Jonny casualty November 17, 2011