Snow Cone

A phenomena becoming more frequent amongst white women with big noses. These said white women think by getting a nose piercing that their beak is somehow going to look smaller. When, in fact, it just makes their nose look that much painfully bigger.

Dude 1- Sweet Jesus, checkout the snow cone on that girl!

Dude 2- Wow, her nose looks worse now with that piercing than it did before!

by O.G. Junior Mint May 28, 2015

snow globing

To drive or ride in a vehicle while snorting cocaine. Where clam baking is smoking marijuana in an inclosed space, snow globing is doing coke in an inclosed space.

Dude, Tom and I got some Columbian nose candy and went snow globing in his car!

by Ian K. February 23, 2009

snow job

as of the last week of April, 2006, "snow job" can refer to the lies, distortions and evasive non-answers given to members of the press at daily White House press briefings. (The new WH Press Secretary is Tony Snow, formerly of FOX News.)

When the White House correspondents were told that the president was "concerned" about high gas prices, they knew they were getting the usual Snow Job.

Press: "Hey Tony - why does the President think he's above the law and can do anything he wants to?"

TS: "It's White House policy not to comment on an ongoing investigation."

Press, muttering: "What a Snow Job."

by snookybeh May 9, 2006

snow chaos!!

Noun. A logistical and psychological condition -- first observed in Denmark, Turkey, and France, and now spreading rapidly across the United States -- of general disorder brought on by sizable snowfall. The term must be set in italics or block capitals, followed by exclamation points, and accompanied by laughter.

The falling flakes brought total mayhem: King Kong was slipping and sliding around the top of the Empire State Building; delivery trucks loaded with cases of cinnamon chewing gum were almost completely submerged in white; the evening schedule of happy endings was thrown off by three hours -- SNOW CHAOS!!

by 5$wds March 1, 2010

takin' it snow

relaxing, chilling, and generally enjoying life on a snow day. this can include watching movies and not trying to dig out the driveway.

Ann: I just called my friend in Alaska.
Judy: How's she doing?
Ann: She didn't have to go to work because of the blizzard, so she's just takin' it snow.

by lazy.day December 27, 2009

pre snow

The little bit of snow that you see just before the storm erupts.

Melissa tilted back her head, closed her eyes and caught a little bit of pre snow on her tongue.

by iam2eeyore December 8, 2009

mattress of snow

the pile of snow left on top of a car after the owner(s) have cleared the windows off. This pile of snow closely resembles a mattress on top of the car and sits in the same place as a mattress would.

This pile of snow is usually left on the car by incompetent assholes who don't understand that when the snow falls off it could hurt someone.

Did you see that mattress of snow on that mini-van?

Yeah, that shit nearly hit my windshield

by J-Bob 92 January 12, 2011