by rainbowdingdong June 11, 2016
Get the nip grip mug.Sarah farted and left the room whilst Dave laid on the sofa and Nip Lickle sniffed the spot where Sarah sat.
by Dave Squity February 28, 2011
Get the Nip lickle mug.The act of shooting poop out of both areolas simultaneously with the consistency of hot lava exploding out of a volcano. Although usually brought on by something hilarious or shocking, this can also be used as a defense mechanism.
Dude, if that guy comes at me with a knife, I'm gonna shotty blast him in the eye with straight shit nips.
by WhereDaWhoppers October 5, 2017
Get the Shit Nips mug.(noun). A piquantly prosodic way to refer to a friend who is acting like a moron. Warning don't use this term in a real battle of urban-dictionary prowess given the self-humbling nature of using the prefix douche with the sharp suffix nip. As in there are many more blunt sounding and effective terms such as douche cock, douche cunt, douche fucker...
Me: "John you're a real douche nip"
John: "Wow I'm really not all that offended. You sure are a puss bitch"
John: "Wow I'm really not all that offended. You sure are a puss bitch"
by Millkz Plz April 27, 2011
Get the douche nip mug.by Lay-Knee January 4, 2017
Get the Nip Stings mug.When you undress a beautiful woman with what appeared to be perfect breasts, only to find that she has the largest, most horribly shaped nipples a girl could ever have.
I brought Carol home after a night of drinking. We all thought she had such a great rack. Well, when we got back to my place, things got hot and heavy. After fingering her for about 15 minutes and stripping her panties out from under her skirt, we started taking the rest of our clothes off. I eagerly stripped off her super sexy blouse. She gladly removed her bra. Although the lights were dimmed, I could easily make out her shapely body. All things considered, the form of her tits was spot on, but I swear to you brother, I was face to face with the nips of wrath.
by faceyneck May 13, 2014
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