dutch nap

Dutch Calvinists do not work on the Lord's Day - it is a day of rest. After a hearty midday meal, the entire family retires to their respective bedrooms to take a nap, and consequently most of their children are conceived on Sunday afternoon while the parents take a "Dutch nap".

Don't bother mom and dad; they are taking a Dutch nap.

by MayaPinion February 3, 2019

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Harlem Nap

When someone overdoses in their vehicle.

That guy with the needle in his arm must be taking a Harlem nap. He should’ve used a spotter.

by OGMikefromCompton August 21, 2022

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Turkish Nap

A sleep taken typically during the daylight hours, lasting no more than 4 hours, and may cost around $11.

“I take a Turkish Nap at about 3pm between zoom meetings” - IIIIIIIIIIIIII

by RedditUserxXx420xXx January 14, 2022

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Turkish Nap

Sleeping while working from home.

“I take a Turkish nap about 3pm between zoom meetings.”

by IIlIlIIIlIIl January 14, 2022

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Icon nap

When you go to take a nap (usually after school) that’s supposed to be an 1hour-1hr 30min but you ended taking a nap that last anywhere between 5-8 hours, usually waking up the next morning at like 2AM

Can also be referred to as a persons iconic nap

I promised Aaron that I would call him after school but I took an Icon nap instead

We were waiting for Kaylee to text us but she didn’t saying anything until 1 in the morning! She must’ve been taking one of her Iconic naps

by Montgomery Cockthruster May 17, 2022

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Funky Nap

When you eat seafood + dairy followed by anal sex on an air mattress.

Mark: wow, those clams with cream sauce were really fantastic

Brenda: I’m sorry I farted after anal sex, I think the seafood, dairy, and air mattress really worked me up into a frenzy.

Mark: wow, that was a pretty funky nap.

by Legsforgays March 11, 2022

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