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African Melon Mash

The African melon mash is a ritual where 150 men all take turns procreating with a watermelon that has a hole cut out and inserting there semen into it. After the ritual is complete the weakest boy of the village will eat this melon for strength and good health.
Chief it’s almost time for Timmy’s yearly African Melon Mash!
by GoingGutless June 8, 2021
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Mashed Potatoes

To cut off your ball sack and testicles, mash them into a pulp and feed it to your sexual partner or eat it yourself.
"Did you hear that Jane ate her boyfriend's Mashed Potatoes?" "Yeah, I heard it was delicious"
by WeirdSexualStimulation September 17, 2025
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Goat Mash

A common situation, experience or every day activity that inexplicably becomes disorganized, confused or grossly fucked up.
by pureownage54 December 21, 2008
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Lock that mash

A term used by british grime artists such as Laytz, Lock that mash is a term used to describe the machine gun being on lock. alternatively, it can mean when someone throws away their unwanted mash potatoes
She said that she wants a bad man so bad man gonna lock that mash
by Agominotabouisausuablous January 15, 2022
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Mashing the potatoes

When during a blowjob the female/male giving the blowjob grabs a hold around the ball sac and crushes the balls.

Often done by people with "cbt" fetishes (check wiki) and also dominatrices.
"You cant believe how great it felt when Linda and I tried something new, she really likes Mashing the potatoes. It really spiced up our marriage and felt great."
by FilledZac November 22, 2019
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The Michigan Monster Mash

The Michigan Monster Mash happens once a year on Halloween night. It is a event where many people at a Halloween party get together in costumes and have a mass orgy. The best part of the Michigan Monster Mash is that everyone is in a costumes and no one knows who is who. So next Halloween go to a local part and do the mash ;)
The Michigan Monster Mash happened in Ann Arbor Michigan on Halloween night in 1999, and has happened ever year since.
by DR124 September 19, 2011
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