Lombardi's Law states, that you are wrong and Ryan is right. There is no exception to this law as it is an absolute constant.
Person A - "Ryan you baited me man!"
Ryan - "By Lombardi's Law, I disagree, you baited me!"
Person A - "Aw man, I forgot, I guess your right man."
Ryan - "By Lombardi's Law, I disagree, you baited me!"
Person A - "Aw man, I forgot, I guess your right man."
by A Narcissist January 28, 2022
Get the Lombardi's Lawmug. Brian was being blown by an attractive Asian lady ... things progressed and they were about to become intimate when Brian realised he was with a ladyboy ... he laid back and thought of Scott’s Law
by High Vis Harry January 21, 2021
Get the Scott’s Lawmug. Before you have sex with a guy, you need to moan his name in front of your friends to see if his name is moanable.
by theyouknowthething January 28, 2022
Get the Sara's Lawmug. Despite never performing in the same Rolling Stones lineup, Mick Taylor and Ron Wood are band-in-laws.
by Cutters79 September 4, 2011
Get the Band-in-lawmug. by C Burn August 26, 2013
Get the Peter in Lawsmug. No matter what you google in google images there will be a shape or form of pornography. Named after the person who tested and discovered this theory. Similar to rule 34.
person 1-"Whoa I googled the word 'printer' and came up with naked man in a cowboy hat."
person 2 - "Hugo's Law bro."
person 2 - "Hugo's Law bro."
by Theymademedarko April 23, 2011
Get the Hugo's Lawmug. The law of nature that describes the tendency for desperate single mothers from third world countries to cling onto lonely, socially awkward British males who couldn't dream of getting any woman otherwise.
Impoverished Marielle from the Philippines finally gave up on finding a real man to support her and her kid and was desperate enough to accept the awkward sexual advances of a gawky British guy in order to survive. Poor girl fell victim to Scobienz Law.
by General Macavelli July 9, 2018
Get the Scobienz Lawmug.