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goose grenade

joel benjey bc he plays hockey so he thinks he’s Canadian and loves to sword fight in the locker room with fellow team mates.
joel likes boys bc he’s a goose grenade
by iminyourmomsdreams September 27, 2021
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Drown the Goose

To have sex.

My grandpa used to tell me this history that when he was a young lonely boy at the farm, he heard a legend that if you put your willy inside a goose, and then try to drown it while making love to it, the goose's vajayjay start to contract and become's really tight, which feels really good and makes you release your swimmers faster. Later on this became an euphemism for having sex among farmers.
Grandpa: Did you drown the goose last night?
Grandson: Hell yeah, I even came inside her
by Belch666 November 11, 2018
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Goose Bucket

A Goose Bucket is when a bucket of KFC is filed to the brim with shit and is then thrown at people at the pond
by SnakeOil July 19, 2016
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Goose Fat

When the amount of Duck Butter is sufficient to create a thicker licker... otherwise known as Goose Fat
My balls are that deep in sweat, they are stuck to my inner thigh like they are covered in “goose fat”
by Oh lord Terry July 24, 2018
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geeble goose

1) Someone who is real convincing that they can perform a certain task with super ease, only to take on the task and utterly fail.
1) Granto the geeble goose took on an svt contour motor swap and failed hard.
by doobious25 December 29, 2010
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Goose fucker

Someone who lives in the American Midwest who cannot merge onto a highway competently
This goose fucker needs to learn to speed off of the ramp.
by 2BsFeet December 3, 2020
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Goose-chills

I’m getting serious goose-chills just being in this room.” -PUP
by Peacepoet January 29, 2021
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