The Chong Dong

A penis of immense size that bends space and time with its mass

Courtney- Hey Chad, you look like the kind of jock with the Chong Dong
Chad- Fuck yea, u down to have rough sex?
Courtney- Yea I’m down
Chad- *whips out cock, and the space time continuum ruptures*
Courtney- turns into a 2d shape and screams in terror as the world crumples and everything she has ever known vanishes before her eyes

by KKK77777 March 13, 2018

Chuffing Dong

Fellatio, oral stimulation of the penis.

Cindy is known for chuffing dong.

by CannibalJim June 25, 2006

juicy dong

Some one who has an amazing looking dick

Man, all girls say he has a juicy dong

by Jonthenastypirate July 19, 2015

dong yiffer

To yiff or go through a sexual act with a penis of a furry

Dong Yiffer: Hey I Yiffed My Fifth Dong!
Friend: You need to cut down on the yiffing

by Nympstraekaros September 22, 2015

Hung Dong

An asian supermarket, commonly referred to as Hung Dong Supermarket.. Sells noodles.. rice.. and other asian stuff. They also sell potatoes and carrots. Wide selection of.. stuff..

Asian dude #1 - "My mom tell me go buy some rice."
Asian dude #2 - "I alway buy my rice from dat store, Hung Dong.."
Asian dude #1 and #2 in unison-"LET GO HUNG DONG AND PARTY!!"
*Flys away hand in hand*

by HungDongFoo. October 21, 2007

ding dongs

Illegal drugs consumed in tablet form taken while partying in night clubs e.t.c. Ecstasy tablets.

"As if had 7 ding dongs last night....thats bad!"
"Hey lets get messed up on the ding dongs tonight!"

by Famos Amos October 16, 2006

double dong

A two sided dildo. Great for penetrating two people at once.

Babymomma: Who is going to strap it on tonight?
Candice: I want to get it tonight, you strap it on!
Babymomma: I strapped it on last night. YOU strap it on!
Candice: Well, we could use the double dong and both get some action...
Babymomma: Snap!

by LJM June 06, 2006