cod taco

Vagina of a certain age - senior

She had a proper cod taco lad

by mmmmmmmaybe April 27, 2016

cod yocks

Being crosseyed

That blokes got cod yocks hard to tell f he is looking at me or to the Far East

by KnightRider74 August 9, 2017

Cod

Refers to a gay person, usually female who is attracted to the same sex but is willing to sleep with the opposite sex because they are desperate rather than being bisexual.

She's a nasty cod

by Hanzhong March 26, 2018

Cock of Disappointment (Cod)

• Description: Antonym – opposite of CoPD.
• Parameters:
o Opposite response from female who has experienced CoPD.
o Missing one (1) or more of the CoPD triad which consists of the following:
 Length
 Girth
 And, incredible natural; albeit almost brutal; stamina.
• Hours of duration – when you can honestly say you have five (5) or more hours of orgasm delivering stamina.
o Premature ejaculators.
o If the female has not had at least ten (10) vaginal, anal, clitoral, or combined orgasms.
o Disparaging remarks from the female:
 “Where is it?”
 “Are you in?”
 “Seriously?!”
 “Oh HELL no!”
 “What do you mean you’re done?”

Once you have had Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD), you will never want a Cock of Disappointment (Cod) again.

by General Buck Turgidson September 24, 2017

cod-ant

a rogue ant which escapes its colony and reverts to the life of a cod rider. It is a rare creature however it has been spotted riding cods across the colder waters and deeper sea regions throughout the North Atlantic.

The cod-ant travelled gracefully through the water, two minds as one.

by SophTK January 15, 2021

COD

Coding of dicks

Can we play cod

SURE

by anonymous October 4, 2021

Arse COD

When one has been playing Call Of Duty for so long their arse can not move from the seat.

Brad: Oh Matt, last night I couldn't move because I had a serious case of Arse COD

by bradsylo January 14, 2011