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cod taco

Vagina of a certain age - senior
She had a proper cod taco lad
by mmmmmmmaybe April 27, 2016
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cod yocks

Being crosseyed
That blokes got cod yocks hard to tell f he is looking at me or to the Far East
by KnightRider74 August 9, 2017
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Cod

Refers to a gay person, usually female who is attracted to the same sex but is willing to sleep with the opposite sex because they are desperate rather than being bisexual.
She's a nasty cod
by Hanzhong March 26, 2018
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Cock of Disappointment (Cod)

Description: Antonym – opposite of CoPD.
• Parameters:
o Opposite response from female who has experienced CoPD.
o Missing one (1) or more of the CoPD triad which consists of the following:
 Length
 Girth
 And, incredible natural; albeit almost brutal; stamina.
• Hours of duration – when you can honestly say you have five (5) or more hours of orgasm delivering stamina.
o Premature ejaculators.
o If the female has not had at least ten (10) vaginal, anal, clitoral, or combined orgasms.
o Disparaging remarks from the female:
 “Where is it?”
 “Are you in?”
 “Seriously?!”
 “Oh HELL no!”
 “What do you mean you’re done?”
Once you have had Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD), you will never want a Cock of Disappointment (Cod) again.
by General Buck Turgidson September 24, 2017
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cod-ant

a rogue ant which escapes its colony and reverts to the life of a cod rider. It is a rare creature however it has been spotted riding cods across the colder waters and deeper sea regions throughout the North Atlantic.
The cod-ant travelled gracefully through the water, two minds as one.
by SophTK January 15, 2021
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COD

Can we play cod

SURE
by anonymous October 4, 2021
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Arse COD

When one has been playing Call Of Duty for so long their arse can not move from the seat.
Brad: Oh Matt, last night I couldn't move because I had a serious case of Arse COD
by bradsylo January 14, 2011
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