(n.) A hairy muff that's been jizzed on.
by sky ^ November 5, 2010
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by PottedBamboo May 6, 2019
Get the carrot beard mug.When a young adult lad has never trimmed his pubic area and he can groom his pubes to resemble Hagrid's beard
by RMS132 November 5, 2015
Get the hagrid's beard mug.Named after a dude in charge of a ferry, The Bearded Commodore means excessive hair on a woman’s nether regions; an unmaintained bush, coo coo, muff, etc.
I've heard that girl rocks The Bearded Commodore. You might need a GPS or a machete to get shit done.
by JRrrrrrrrr March 30, 2011
Get the The Bearded Commodore mug.Someone who you coauthor with who has a marginalized gender identity or sexual orientation (e.g. LGBT2Q+), in order to credibly discuss issues of gender as a cishet person. Could equally apply to people of marginalized racial identities (see race beard).
That guy only writes with so-and-so so he can talk about queer topics without being attacked, and get into those progressive journals! I would go as far to say he's using them as a queer beard...
by secretuser420 April 7, 2020
Get the queer beard mug.The scruffy, full-bodied beard that grows on the face of only the manliest of men. Not everybody can properly grow a Kevins-Beard, but those who can certainly enjoy an upper-echelon in the beard hierarchy.
Often associated with terms like 'masculinity', 'male', and 'strength'.
Urban legends commonly hold true that the source of their true knowledge and strength come from their Kevins-Beard.
Often associated with terms like 'masculinity', 'male', and 'strength'.
Urban legends commonly hold true that the source of their true knowledge and strength come from their Kevins-Beard.
Example 1:
Person 1: "Man, look at that beard!"
Person 2: "That's not just a beard, it's a Kevins-Beard"
Example 2:
I was thinking of growing a Kevins-Beard, only if I possess the masculinity, testosterone, and full-bodied confidence to do so.
Person 1: "Man, look at that beard!"
Person 2: "That's not just a beard, it's a Kevins-Beard"
Example 2:
I was thinking of growing a Kevins-Beard, only if I possess the masculinity, testosterone, and full-bodied confidence to do so.
by Maverick0003 November 22, 2013
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