spankin the bacon

another term for jerkin off.

my wife is not around tonight, guess i'll be spankin the bacon

by kidlou January 5, 2011

Josh Bacon

Josh Bacon likes to silently sit in the corner of a maths class playing C.O.D whilst no one is looking and struggles getting w calculator out of his large pencil case

He is such a Josh Bacon

by Coolgamer169 October 15, 2019

Cave Bacon

Overly large vaginal lips

"I went down on Shelly last night. She had really nice cave bacon".

by Dede Megapoopoo March 10, 2014

bacon's pussy

You've heard of things being referred to as the bee's knees and said to yourself.. What, why? Why is the bee's knees good? Here comes bacon's pussy .. it works for everything. Every man loves bacon and he also loves pussy. Now you know he loves bacon's pussy!

Sweet version: honey, tonight's dinner was the bacon's pussy.

Perverted certain: damn look at that, I'd eat shit out of her bacon's pussy

Teams: their quarterback is the bacon's pussy

by El cheeky November 15, 2017

Bacon Street

Bacon street is a well known party location on Waiheke island, although only a small house it is more than capable of holding itself against other big party places. It is also a gathering ground for all lads to meetup and drink some brews

Guy: Yo what we doing tonight?
Other guy: Bacon Street?
Guy: Bacon streets the go bruv

by TheLads1081 June 20, 2020

Bacon Umbrella

A muffin top at extends beyond that of a normal muffin top often including stretch marks.

Guy 1:Man! Look at that guys belly hanging out looks like he got attacked by Freddy Kruger.

Guy 2: That's more than a muffin top that sir is a Bacon Umbrella.

by MilkingBerry May 9, 2016

Bacon Fluffernutter

Donut + Bacon + Peanut Butter + Marshmallow = Diabetes

Dude: I had a bacon fluffernutter at the Minnesota State Fair.
Dudette: WOW, and you lived to tell the tale??!!

by “Sneaky”Gay December 14, 2019