Skinny Asian

An Asian that has less skin then bone and is very bad at a game called fortnite battle royal and are very fucking annoying

Hey kye swallows you are a skinny Asian because your bad at fortnite and you are bad to the bone
shut the fuck up skinny asian

by Jaiisbetteratboxfights August 29, 2021

old or asian

An Aussie game:
Rules: If someone cuts you off dangerously while driving/in traffic, the driver and the passenger choose between themselves who votes old and who votes Asian.
Then speed up beside the fucker and whichever it is gets a point.

100% Accuracy rate.

Game of old or asian :
driver: "MOTHERFUCKER ALMOST MADE ME CRASH FUCKKKKKK" "FUCKING DUMBCUNT DICKHEAD LEARN TO DRIVE" *beepbeep*
passenger: "Asian yo"
Driver: "it's on betcha $50 it was an old cunt"
*speeds up beside offender*
Driver: "Pay up bitch that could be my mother's lover"
Passenger: "fuck me"

by Averageaussietrashcan May 20, 2018

asian veal

a young asian boy under the age of 14 whos main objective is to have sex with 30 something white men

hey ted, lets get some asian veal
sorry ted, the fbi caught me for that in the 80's and im on veal watch

by messedupdan March 27, 2015

Asian by Proxy

A non-Asian person who relentlessly adopts Asian culture, food, and its holidays is Asian by proxy. They know more about Korean barbecue or Vietnamese pho than should be allowed. They understand the eye contact paradox (Westerners insist on eye contact as respect, Asians refuse to make eye contact to elders to honor them.)

Look at blondie, ordering sushi, no idea what she asked for, but Asian by proxy.

by Silent Barracuda October 1, 2016

eggy asian

One of those farts that you just can't explain how grim it smells. The type that makes you lose your appetite for a month. Committed by those wo really don't give a shit about others.

Omg mark just pulled an eggy asian in English!

by fartgal1 November 11, 2019

Flip The Asian

Flip The Asian is a game played at most parties, where so you grab an Asian between the age of 10 and 50 and flip them by their hands or feet. The Asian must not know you are flipping them and it cannot be gentle.

Kevin played Flip The Asian at Chin Ho's Party

by jkdjfiue884 March 6, 2017

Dumb Asian

Can be used to taunt someone when they have the potential to do smart things, but are too dumb or lazy to realize

Example: That’s such an easy equation, just use your brain, you dumb asian

by AAAAUAGAHAGSDNFIFHEKS June 16, 2023