Negative Shorts

When someone's shorts are so incredibly short, they are in fact negative.

Oh my... have you seen amanda's negative shorts? But Kayla certainly takes the gold for most negative shorts.

by TheSharpieCult May 25, 2010

James is Short

the act of calling James short. If you call James short you will automatically give consent to be butt fucked by him.

James is short!

by Luh nigga February 07, 2022

sack of short

When an individual says something and generalizes the majority as a whole, and doesn't include the minority

"Wow Jordan I can't BELIEVE you didn't include Caleb when you were talking about who all had braces, you sack of short!"

by OldCharter June 20, 2017

hoe shorts

Shorts females wear to show off their ass

Jenny with those hoe shorts again

by AlexWilliams234 August 19, 2017

Riley(short)

smart , pretty, kind, an amazing best friend. you’d be lucky to have one in your life. although she’s short she makes the best out of it and is really funny.

riley(short) is the nicest girl ever

by anonymous stoopid September 15, 2019

cherry shorts

When a male has a short penis or has been out in the cold and wears gym shorts. Their penis will poke out faintly due to the fact that it is too short to go in between the testicles

Athlete 1: Hey Geoff ! You ready for the game?
Geoff: I will be when you fix those cherry shorts.

by LaxBros69 January 18, 2018

short jokes

the favorite thing of short people.

Sean (2'11): "Damn, short people only live 10-13 years? That sucks... I'll never forget you, Andy."
Andy (5'0): ":("

short jokes amirite

by Skullzyhere March 25, 2022