hoe shorts

Shorts females wear to show off their ass

Jenny with those hoe shorts again

by AlexWilliams234 August 19, 2017

Short-Snout

A pig-like deformity where one's nose becomes erect, almost like a pig's snout

OMG, you have short-snout!

by oldprick78 April 13, 2017

Negative Shorts

When someone's shorts are so incredibly short, they are in fact negative.

Oh my... have you seen amanda's negative shorts? But Kayla certainly takes the gold for most negative shorts.

by TheSharpieCult May 25, 2010

Whisper Shorts

A pair of really short-shorts worn by a woman. Named so because they're so short you can see the lips moving but can't hear any sound.

"Jackie looks like a hooker today."

"No kidding, look at those whisper shorts she's got on!"

by vodkalyn May 9, 2013

Pube shorts

A pair of shorts that are so short that there is a high risk for the wearer's pubic hair to be revealed through the bottom of one of the legs. Note: the Pube Shorts are not a gender specific garment.

Tommy: Did you see what Mollie was wearing today?
Jessica: Oooh! Pube Shorts all the way!

by blueisnotaname June 24, 2016

Owen is short

The shortest person you will ever meet is Owen.

Kid 1: Who is that short kid?
Kid 2: I think that's Owen. That Owen is short

by Kilo Gram March 4, 2022

Muffle Shorts

Shorts so tight on a woman that one can read her lips, but one cannot hear what she's saying.

She looked awesome in those muffle shorts!

by dalekoprovidek August 21, 2014