The act of having to watch and/or listen to your friends act sexually over a video call. Typically occurring in discord groupchats.
The term originates from the fanfiction “Two’s a Company, Three’s a Mistake” written by Ao3 author horseparkour, in which main character Sapnap has to listen to his friends Dream and George have e-sex in a discord call, all whilst eating a plate of freshly microwaved pizza rolls.
The term originates from the fanfiction “Two’s a Company, Three’s a Mistake” written by Ao3 author horseparkour, in which main character Sapnap has to listen to his friends Dream and George have e-sex in a discord call, all whilst eating a plate of freshly microwaved pizza rolls.
by Ollie609 February 11, 2022

A large diesel truck equipped to blow large clouds of black smoke to signal a desire for deep anal fisting
by Datsu smallcoch July 10, 2015

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

A phrase/food derived from the Asian food spring rolls. A deep-fried type of roll containing in the center of it, any type of crappy leftover food in the back of the fridge that you scrape together. The only people that make this are the southern black people who are so ghetto fabulous that they can't afford to buy good food so they live off of that shit.
Reggie: Yo man you wanna go pick up some Chinese. I'm fuckin hungry.
Tyrone: Nahh, I got some shit in the back of the fridge I can use to make bling rolls. It's only like 4 weeks old.
Reggie: Last time I ate that shit I fuckin puked.
Tyrone: Nahh, I got some shit in the back of the fridge I can use to make bling rolls. It's only like 4 weeks old.
Reggie: Last time I ate that shit I fuckin puked.
by Bling Master August 15, 2005

A fat, girthy, engorged penis that is consticted by a cock ring, band or other device turning the knob a deep, dark shade of red.
Roger turned on the porn and grabbed his lube for a quick wank after he had donned his cock ring and stiffened up a lobster roll.
by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2015

On excessively obese individuals, a roll of fat that hangs down below the belly and over the pubic region.
TeeJay's loin roll had become so immense, he could no longer see his penis without using a hand mirror.
by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

1.to frequent a message board or fan site with evil intent
2.to hang out with a crew without actually intending to be a part of it
2.to hang out with a crew without actually intending to be a part of it
Hey, let's leave while that girl Nene is in the bathroom. She's trolling, not rolling. Let one of these greasy playas give her a ride home, hahaha!
by Guru Voodoo January 20, 2008
