Holy Shit, a Talking Muffin 

1- A surprised or sarcastic, but acknowledging, response to a statement of intelligence from a usually ill-informed or negligible source.

2- A phrase uttered when someone makes a statement that is completely unnecessary, painfully obvious, or both.

Adapted from The Muffin Joke. As seen in the example, which definition is used depends on the respondent's perspective of the original comment.

1: Parent: "Halo: Reach was completely over-hyped."

Gamer Child: "Holy shit, a talking muffin!"

2: Parent: "Halo: Reach was completely over-hyped."

Gamer Child: "Holy shit, a talking muffin."

Holy Shit, a Talking Muffin by TwiztedMessiah September 23, 2010

(s)talking 

communicating with a stranger or someone you have just met, via the internet.

"i added whatsherface on myspazz, hopefully i'll get (s)talking soon!"

(s)talking by DrJonas December 24, 2007

Trash Talking 

'Trash talking' is a commonly used tactic in internet forums whereby said 'trash-talker' openly insults or abuses another person or brings up previous disputes to depose their argumental position. Trash talking is a form of trolling with the aim to illicit a similar response from the targeted person or to derail the original discussion.

A discussion about how to change the rules of a game on a forum is several pages long, trash-talker interjects with 'hey you, fucktard, you can't say anything because you take it up the butt and we all know it'. Target has just the victim of a Trash Talking attempt.

Trash Talking by Kassius84 March 27, 2010

Pillow talking 

The simp art of a nigga or bitch comforting your bitch while y’all going through it

Pillow talking

Girl: “Ryan is crazy bro”
Pillow talker: “🤦🏾 ♂️ Dang man come here I’m always a shoulder to cry on”

Pillow talking by Pillow talking February 25, 2020

tough talking tocks

hypnotically pert buttocks!!

tight buttocks that TAKE NO PRISONERS!!

that judy has GOT herself a butt!! -you: yeah! tough talking tocks!!

i seed me some tough talking tocks, and about shot some 'cream'!!

tough talking tocks by michael foolsley June 1, 2011

Loud Talking 

The voice you use when you are not angry but trying to get a point across or when you are trying to be heard.

Him: you sound so angry calm down.

Her: im not angry im simply Loud Talking!

Loud Talking by Mitch the Bitch bitch! December 15, 2010

Pillow Talking 

When a female or male finesse's someone out of there clothes by talking shit about their friends or family.

Ex 1:

Nigga 1: Aye you heard what Shaun said about you to ole shorty?
Nigga 2: Yeah i don't rock with bruh no more. he just a pillow talking ass fuckboy

Pillow Talking by blasian shawty January 29, 2015