When someone is completely fucking stupid they are "straight hail" as if they have suffered extreme brain damage from being stuck in an insane hail storm.
Bro 1: I swallowed an ice cube 3 days ago, how come I haven't pooped it out yet?
Bro 2: Holy fuck you're straight hail
Bro 2: Holy fuck you're straight hail
by Its Ya Boy Yung Dagger Dick September 9, 2018
Get the straight hailmug. by Gumi May 1, 2016
Get the straight greensmug. A straight-king is a boy, a boy who is very talented at everything he does. They know how to break bones and play call of duty 4 on xbox live. There is only one straight-king known to man so far. There is not much to describe him as except fo being strait. A synonym for straight-king is Stremi.
by patarfweefwee February 24, 2010
Get the Straight-kingmug. by #bugman May 14, 2018
Get the Straight shiftmug. Not being discernable or coherent.
by LankyLegoMan March 14, 2023
Get the Straight Sweezinmug. A video by Jaiden animations that people went nuts over cause now their shitty fanfictions can't come to life
Jaiden released a video called "Being not straight"
and 2,000,000 idiot simps cried in agony that day
and 2,000,000 idiot simps cried in agony that day
by CrungleChugger97 April 29, 2022
Get the Being not straightmug. 