When you get pissed at a male or female friend for being a complete retard before a large group of people.
Girl: Did you see him? I was ho stomping him for a week.
Boy: Bitch. Oh my god, you do that one more time I swear to god i will be ho stomping you until I die.
Boy: Bitch. Oh my god, you do that one more time I swear to god i will be ho stomping you until I die.
by Ho Stomper June 18, 2010

by Garrick_Robidue March 25, 2024

When you are conversing with a group of friends about a meaningful topic and the insecure, needy friend comes in and starts discussing non meaningful and completely unrelated topics as a way to regain the attention of the group.
Friend 1: So I think I might have the Cancer. I'm waiting for my test results to come back.
Friends 2 and 3: OMG, I can't believe this! What ---
Friend 4: Wow. So yeah, I just took a nice big poop. It was so big and steamy. It was pretty much like the best poop ever.
Friend 1: so thanks for the Story Stomp. Guess my shit isn't important.
Friends 2 and 3: OMG, I can't believe this! What ---
Friend 4: Wow. So yeah, I just took a nice big poop. It was so big and steamy. It was pretty much like the best poop ever.
Friend 1: so thanks for the Story Stomp. Guess my shit isn't important.
by Qufad January 25, 2015

person 1: OMG i hate men so much!!
person 2: ikr? we should do something
person 3: just stomp on men! easy ;)
person 2: ikr? we should do something
person 3: just stomp on men! easy ;)
by oh heck nah November 21, 2022

After a hot and steamy night with a "cougar," in the shower, on the counter, maybe even on the floor; she leaves you unexpectedly under cover of the night. May result in a deep deep depression, and possibly a sweet porn video you filmed without her knowledge.
"Hey man did you bring any chicks home after you left the bar?"
Ya bro, but i totally got COUGAR-STOMPED!
Ya bro, but i totally got COUGAR-STOMPED!
by 38-ProfessorOfMadness November 30, 2010

Getting your Urethra filled in with fresh snow and then getting your penis stomped on by steel-toed boots.
by Ryan9877654 March 31, 2021

To have sex with a coke slut/meth whore etc.
To beat up a coke slut/meth whore etc.
A stomped donkey is an over-used girl/vagina.
To beat up a coke slut/meth whore etc.
A stomped donkey is an over-used girl/vagina.
"Hey fuck you buddy how about you go stomp a donkey"
"I stomped this nasty donkey Jenn last night man, Made sure I double wrapped no worries."
"I beat up that coke slut from that party last night, Hillary?
Yeah Hillary, You stomped that donkey eh?"
"Paris Hilton has a stomped donkey"
"Paris Hilton's donkey has in fact been stomped."
"I stomped this nasty donkey Jenn last night man, Made sure I double wrapped no worries."
"I beat up that coke slut from that party last night, Hillary?
Yeah Hillary, You stomped that donkey eh?"
"Paris Hilton has a stomped donkey"
"Paris Hilton's donkey has in fact been stomped."
by EtchaSketch August 26, 2013
