Selena

A selena is a gun, preferably a pistol or an uzi, used for home invasion hits and alleyway hits. Made popular by St. Petersburg, Florida rapper YungBeanFarmer

Lil Squirr: last night T-Bradd met my selena
Funk: oh so u was the one that clocked him
Lil Squirr: yea ofc

by Swagg_Dinero December 27, 2020

Selena

Selena is an outgoing person and sometimes annoying. She is shy while giving presentations and laughs way too much. She has long thick hair that everyone likes to pet. She has glasses because she can’t see. Selena’s are usually under 5’6 and short pinkies

teacher: time to present Selena
Selena: *giggles uncontrollably and looks asian*
Selena: laughs throughout her presentation so nobody understands anything
The audience: she must be a Selena

by Letmefuckyourtoes March 8, 2021

Selectraphobia

Refusal to support, or like the LGBTQ+ community and making up phobias that describe something the LGBTQ+ community can't do the same with making up sexualities like super straight to mock the LGBTQ+ community.

Hey I heard selectraphobia was made to go against the straightphobic movement.

by Sir_Colour March 12, 2021

selection strategy

Process by which a large audience Is sampled to achieve results different than a random sampling.

This convoluted selection strategy is basically random, if random were stupid.

by PribblePower March 25, 2021

selective sharing

A.k.a. "garnished generosity". Refers to da "snooty-friends/cousins/siblings procedure" of retaining/withdrawing/consuming all of da "goodies" from a particular lot of items, and then pretending to be lovingly/caringly thoughtful of you by giving you da remaining items, which are inferior or less-desirable in some way.

A classic example of selective sharing would be during snack-time, whereby da gluttonous and sweet-toothed connivers --- instead of carefully/conscientiously dividing up da tasty and not-so-tasty comestibles evenly among everyone present --- first select all of da best and most-palatable selections from da goodies-platter for themselves to guzzle up, and then leave you wif just da blander and/or less-chewable/digestible selections, such as da veggies, chocolates wif coconut centers, overly-firm/spicy chips, etc.

by QuacksO April 22, 2021

Seleita

She is that kind of girl who is very supportive but doesn’t show it. She has a great sense of Humor too😂

I know a seleita and she’s my best friend :) if you have a seleita then keep her she’s the best ;)

Seleita is the best she is so supportive!!

by Daniah-yes:)itIsMyRealName:)) May 22, 2021

Seleita

She is that kind of girl who is very supportive but doesn’t show it. She has a great sense of Humor too😂

I know a seleita and she’s my best friend :) if you have a seleita then keep her she’s the best ;)

Seleita is the best she is so supportive!!

by Daniah-yes:)itIsMyRealName:)) May 22, 2021