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permanent greenlight status

When you are so desperate that you are willing to bang any chick even ones with messed up grills. abb. (PGS)
"You must be on permanent greenlight status cause you were fuckin the shit out of that uggo last night"
by Jake and Will May 30, 2006
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Lurk my Status

More or less the opposite of "Like my Status".

Relevant to Facebook, when people on your friends list read your status updates but do not offer feedback in the form of Likes or Comments.
It could mean one or more of the following:
1) Your friends are apathetic about you and your little life.
2) You have made an ass of yourself and your friends are trying to spare you any humiliation.
3) You've indicated an interest in something (like furry porn or MLP) and people are suddenly embarrassed to know you.
4) One of your friends is stalking you (usually only happens to females) and is too timid to say anything.
5) The people you associate with maintain a Facebook presence, but are too lazy (or think they're too cool) to actively participate.
Lurk my status if you like penis.
by Wraith84 August 10, 2013
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short bus status

When a person becomes dumbfounded and half retarded when caught off gaurd... Especially regarding people with the syndrome of selective hearing, and or vanity.
Stephanie was explaining a meaning to Lauren while Lauren was thoroughly entertaining herself when Stephanie finished Lauren said what's that mean, Stephanie said don't worry Lauren you're S.B.S. Short bus status!
by Stephauren November 9, 2013
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following.mori.stans

The best fucking mutual in the planet who’s mutuals suck bc they didn’t do this trend with them.
“Omg following.Mori.stans is the best mutual I think I should send them free thigh pics.”
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@rat_who_stans_mcyt

@rat_who_stans_mcyt is a tiktoker with over 9000+ followers. They are really cool.
by Pumpkin eaters 4 life November 16, 2021
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Grown Man Status

When one exhibits status of a grown man.
AJ: Yo man, did you see Nathan's chest hair.

Devin: Ya nigga, he had grown man status.
by Avreage Joe December 17, 2008
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Status-message

n.

A message that can be set on many instant messaging applications which allows the user to tell his or her contacts what is happening, how they are feeling, or anything else they feel their peers should know.

V., status-messaged, status-messaging, status-messages

To talk through status-messages on IM clients. This can be done one-on-one or to a group of people. It is usually used when someone will not "talk" because they are pissed off. Instead, they will status-message to communicate.

Often abbreviated to SM.
n.
Hey man, I totally agree with your status-message. Finals SUCK!!!

v.
Timmy's status: Talk to me!!!
Anna's status: NO -.-
Onlooker: Timmy pissed of Anna again. They seem to status-message everyday!
by AAACui April 4, 2009
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