squid

another slang for semen

" Did you hear? Someone has crazy sex in the gym storage room last night. It reeked of squid all over the mats"

by Sad Banana May 2, 2020

National Wear A Squid Hat Day

On May 8th you could wear a squid hat to maybe get some laughs or maybe get some strange looks but it's all just for fun.

Dude 1: *Wearing a squid hat*
Dude 2: Why are you wearing a squid hat?
Dude 1: Because of its National Wear A Squid Hat Day
Dude 2: Oh cool *puts a squid hat on* now we are both wearing squid hats

by ExoticHats May 8, 2020

Squid in Ranch

A term used in reference for an unexpected moment, or one that lacks sense

How do you say Squid in Ranch?

by themontrealman June 1, 2020

squid wanking

Literally an example of doing nothing to help in a team based game

Hurry up, stop squid wanking in the corner!

by SuplexTheWeak June 14, 2020

Squid

A bad sum bitch that makes your girlfriends panties wet by doing wheelies with no gear on.

Omg!!!! Babe, did you see that squid do a wheelie? I’m so wet!!!

by Squidward2020 June 26, 2020

Squid

That one kid who rushes without any social media

Danny said, "idk guys, seems like a squid to me" after he found out a pnm didn't have a Facebook or insta

by UCSAM September 16, 2020

Squids

The dawgs

“Yo bro you see any of the squids?”

“I fuck with the squids”

by Ieoem September 19, 2020