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Pimp spoon

When you’re spooning with not one but two people and you are granted the honor of being in the center. With your arms wrapped around the people on both of your sides you feel like the pimp you never got to be
“Yooo I was hanging with Becky and Amber”
“Ya and.. ”

“I ended up pimp spoon between them on the couch
Nice bro
by killMEpleaseTHANKS December 27, 2018
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Spoons fever

Spoons fever is a severe form of depression gained specifically from working at a Wetherspoon. It can be identified by grumpiness, easilily irritable mood, dead look in someone’s eyes and just a general loss of the will to live.
“It was really busy in the pub on Monday and I looked over at Andy who was in the middle of pouring eight pints of Tennants and three pints of Guinness for a group of guys and I could instantly tell he was getting spoons fever from the look on his face as the guys kept changing the order.”

“Don’t expect me to be in a good mood today I have spoons fever I’ve been working for seven days in a row and still have three more until I am off, I need a holiday!”
by SassySpooner January 8, 2019
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spoon ass

Somebody who is extremely overpriveleged and most likely never had to work for anything like the millenials that easily get off after committing serious felonies such as Stanford Rapist "Brock Turner". Comes from the terms "Born with a silver spoon" and "coon ass".
A spoon ass teenager in a BMW nearly caused me to wreck by not using his turn signal.
by JackAmbrose228 June 23, 2018
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Spoon Bandit

A nocturnal infiltrator who creeps momentarily into the spoon position before escaping unnoticed.
Much to my surprise, the CCTV footage revealed the visit from a Spoon Bandit
by nigelburns July 9, 2018
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perfect spoon

When both bodies fit into each other exactly and the TV is still completely visible for the big spoon.
by Que888 May 19, 2018
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spoon tuba

To play the spoon tuba is to fart while being the little spoon.
You're big spoon tonight! Last night you were playing the spoon tuba.
by Mintynachos September 22, 2017
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Hard spooning

The act of spooning a girl/guy while having your dick inside of them
Me and my gf was hard spooning last night, it was really nice!
by ToxicVideo September 29, 2017
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