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Short spooning

When feeding an infant/toddler and the child shuts their mouth before the spoon gets all the way in. This typcally results in food being left all over themselves and whom ever is feeding them.
Mom: What happened?!?! There's baby food every where!

Dad: We had a bad case of short spooning.

OR

Mom: why is there food all over Junior?

Dad: He short spooned me
by k. jordan February 25, 2009
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Pimp spoon

When you’re spooning with not one but two people and you are granted the honor of being in the center. With your arms wrapped around the people on both of your sides you feel like the pimp you never got to be
“Yooo I was hanging with Becky and Amber”
“Ya and.. ”

“I ended up pimp spoon between them on the couch
Nice bro
by killMEpleaseTHANKS December 27, 2018
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Cool-spoons

An accessory for your cool beans. “Cool-spoons” can be used to describe anything cool.
“Bro I just got a new dog!”

Woah cool-spoons, dude!”
by P.e.s.0 September 7, 2020
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Desk Spoon

Spoon needed to play league of legends or other games.
That’s the desk spoon baby I need it to play games.
by Desk Spoon March 11, 2023
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Spoons fever

Spoons fever is a severe form of depression gained specifically from working at a Wetherspoon. It can be identified by grumpiness, easilily irritable mood, dead look in someone’s eyes and just a general loss of the will to live.
“It was really busy in the pub on Monday and I looked over at Andy who was in the middle of pouring eight pints of Tennants and three pints of Guinness for a group of guys and I could instantly tell he was getting spoons fever from the look on his face as the guys kept changing the order.”

“Don’t expect me to be in a good mood today I have spoons fever I’ve been working for seven days in a row and still have three more until I am off, I need a holiday!”
by SassySpooner January 8, 2019
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slotted spoon

A person who is a unlikable and kind of an asshole.
by artistotle May 5, 2017
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Bleached the spoons

To make a remark on social media that opens you up to ridicule and hilarity.
I bleached the spoons when I said One Direction were musicians.

I bleached the spoons when I didn't know who Shakespeare was.
by Zixer May 5, 2014
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