Wank-Satchel

Its meaning derrives from a bag used to store cum or a whore for same purpose.

1. An offensive term used to describe someone, something or a situation...

2. A bantersaurus way in which to describe a scrotum

(The phrase can also be reversed to "satchel of wank", or shortened to just "satchel" or "satch", maybe even satchy)

Barry: Mrs Stewart is a massive wank-satchel, i hope she dies!

or

Leopold: *drops something*
"you massive satchel of wank! It is NOT my day today!"

or

Hannah: stop being such a wank satchel and make me a coffee!

or

Henry: I have had the most satchy fucking week evaaarrr!

or

Emma: That guy last night was a total satch, he practically raped me! Lucky i was sobe as a judge...

by Prof Wank-Satchel and Doc Mans June 4, 2010

Saskatchewan Satchmo

The lewd act of suddenly blowing air into the vagina of a female sexual partner during oral sex, making a sudden expulsion of said air. Can occur on a continuum, ranging from loose (much like the 'bronx cheer'), or tight (much like how a student is taught to play a brass instrument), where the vagina blows back with equitable force.

As he chomped on her snatch, he decided to spice it up with a Saskatchewan Satchmo. He tightened his lips, pressed them firmly against hers, took a deep breath, and worked that hole like Satchmo workin a crowd at the Cotton Club.

by Poonberry Associates December 29, 2010

snatch a bitch

To Grab a Bitch usually a girl and Beat The Hell 0ut 0f Hercan also be a sneak-attack, For Either Talking Shit 0r For 0ther Personal Reasoning.

"0hh Hell Nahhh, She Was Talkin' Hella Mess 'Bout Me"!-------- "Are You Going To Beat Her Ass"? "Duhhh iDGAF! i'll "Snatch a Bitch"!!

by i'MaaG. October 24, 2010

Satch

(n) - a recliner, couch, bed, any object used to rest or relax on

(v)- satchin', to satch

To relax or be lazy

(n)- We just got a new satch for our living room

(v)- I really need to satch. I have been satchin' all day

by satchman February 3, 2010

Ball Satchel

In the same family as Banana Hammock. A word describing the actual functionality of men's underwear in general. Garments can range from the Banana Hammonck to tighty whities to boxers and boxer briefs.

Uhhh....all right...who left thier nasty ball satchels all over the bathroom?!?

by Andrizzle Obizzle June 11, 2006

satcho

bag of pot

who's got the satcho?

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

snatch-it-mcgrab

To take something swiftly and definitively.

I think I'll snatch-it-mcgrab that parking space.

by Efram April 9, 2008