Our creator and true savior. He is the supreme being and watches your every move. Those which do not answer to his calling (which is almost everyone) will suffer for all eternity.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster made pope john paul II his bitch and personal slave after death for not answering to him.
by Aaron Roy November 29, 2007
Get the Flying Spaghetti Monster mug.An attempt by atheists to mock anyone that disagrees with them. The basic concept is a response to the logical statement: "it is impossible to prove the non-existence of a deity or deities." Essentially, supporters of the FSM concept state that it's also impossible to prove the non-existence of something completely arbitrary and ridiculous, such as a flying spaghetti monster, and thus there's no reason to believe in the FSM just for that reason alone.
Obviously the argument is extremely weak and doesn't really hold water. But what's disturbing is the utter contempt, disrespect, and intolerance (and in some cases, hatred) these people have for anyone that disagrees with them. They refuse to go by the principles of live-and-let-live and do-unto-others. They will counter this assertion by arguing that religious people never live-and-let-live and are always forcing religion onto people. This is of course false, and only applies to a very small minority of religious people (such as the nutjobs at the WBC) and thus is a prime example of smearing people with a vastly over-generalized statement.
Most won't admit it, but they resent the fact that most modern nations allow freedom of religion for all. Ultimately, they would like to see this right taken away someday.
Obviously the argument is extremely weak and doesn't really hold water. But what's disturbing is the utter contempt, disrespect, and intolerance (and in some cases, hatred) these people have for anyone that disagrees with them. They refuse to go by the principles of live-and-let-live and do-unto-others. They will counter this assertion by arguing that religious people never live-and-let-live and are always forcing religion onto people. This is of course false, and only applies to a very small minority of religious people (such as the nutjobs at the WBC) and thus is a prime example of smearing people with a vastly over-generalized statement.
Most won't admit it, but they resent the fact that most modern nations allow freedom of religion for all. Ultimately, they would like to see this right taken away someday.
The flying spaghetti monster concept is just one of very many examples of the hateful mockery that some (but certainly not all) atheists direct at religious people, which has become rampant in our society in recent decades. This frightening level of contempt, intolerance, and hatred is eerily similar to the attitudes in Germany towards Jews in the decades leading up to the Holocaust. Of course, your average German citizen would never have believed you if you told them what was eventually going to happen.
by klopek007 January 27, 2010
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Function: Verb
1. to get out of hand
2. to go hard
3. to go wild
4. to give it your all
5. to put forth an overwhelming, generally unnecessary amount of effort and energy
Midwest alternative to terms such as hyphy or crunk. To go spaghetti is essentially to turn up or go ham.
1. to get out of hand
2. to go hard
3. to go wild
4. to give it your all
5. to put forth an overwhelming, generally unnecessary amount of effort and energy
Midwest alternative to terms such as hyphy or crunk. To go spaghetti is essentially to turn up or go ham.
Example 1: Yo, man. I've got a case, you tryina get spaghetti this Saturday?
Example 2: Man, there was so much energy at The Wonder Years show last night; everybody was going spaghetti.
Example 3: Yo, is that fool lookin' at my girl? I'm 'bout to go spaghetti on his ass.
Example 2: Man, there was so much energy at The Wonder Years show last night; everybody was going spaghetti.
Example 3: Yo, is that fool lookin' at my girl? I'm 'bout to go spaghetti on his ass.
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