Sonic Boomerism

Something so Boomeristic that it becomes it's own type of axiom

Karl thinks that vaxes cause autisim & antifa is ran by joe brandon. everything that comes out of his mouth is a Sonic Boomerism.

by Big Jesus Trashcan October 1, 2022

Sonic

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go
Gotta go fast, gotta go fast
Gotta go faster, faster, faster, faster, faster!
Movin' at speed of sound (make tracks!)
Quickest hedgehog around
Got ourselves a situation
Stuck in a new location
Without any explanation
No time for relaxation!
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't blink, don't think
Just go, go, go, go, g-g-g-g-go, go!
N-n-n-n-n-n-na
N-n-n-n-n-n-na
Sonic, he's on the run!
Sonic, he's number one!
Sonic, he's comin' next!

Sonic the Hedgehog was created in 1991 by Sega

by tamedlion64 October 7, 2022

sonic shit eating ass

somone or something that wants you ass fuck off

"come on you sonic shit eating ass you know you want me"

by sonciciciceas October 7, 2022

Super Sonic Chronic Steal

When your homies aren’t looking and you sneak the bong at supper sonic speed and take a hit without them noticing.

Ya nigga sometimes when I can’t hang my homies lackin, I Super Sonic Chronic Steal the bong from them and take a hit whiteout then knowing.:)

by BongGod420 October 15, 2022

gin n sonic

A less sweet and less calorific version of GnT. It’s Gin Soda and Tonic.

Ed: would you like a gin n tonic
Phoebe: ohh no. That’s too sweet but I do like a good gin
Ed: how about a gin n sonic then?
Phoebe: perfect !

by Ed the Shred October 15, 2022

Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Sonic the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

Sonic the hedgehog is a BITCHASS motherfucker

by Elixman May 26, 2022

Sonic

Sonic is cool he is a Hedgehog he is fast and blue

Sonic is my fav!

by Grayer biy2 June 5, 2022