pedal smash

when you go meet a blind date and shes just too ugly and you hit the gas and leave her standing there in the dust...

i have standards.. had to do a pedal smash....

by mackdadalicious cornielius June 26, 2020

Alabama Smashing

a term that tipically refers to sexual relations between family members in the state of alabama.

"do you know whats going on between nancy and her cousin john", "no, what?", "i think they are alabama smashing"

by lara lynn July 24, 2020

burger smash

A team of twinks who take turns squishing burgers to the smallest size they possibly can and then shove as many as possible into another burger smasher’s asshole.

Let’s do some burger smashing, you’re a better burger smasher so you squish first!

by Wegs101 September 24, 2020

Smash Bandicoot

The act of having sex while playing video games at the same time. Combination of to smash and Crash Bandicoot.

Yeah dude, Stacy came over last weekend, she was so desperate for me to fuck her that she let me Smash Bandicoot.

by yejiforpresident October 22, 2020

smashing mouth

To perform oral sex on someone; giving a blowjob.

Dude, you should have seen her smashing mouth the other night.

Mmmind if I smash mouth?

by hambogey October 25, 2020

Sami-smashed

That particular moment when your brain stops working after consuming copious amounts of alcohol. One can usually tell that someone is "sami-smashed" when eyes start squinting and neck gets wobbly. A term wildly used on the island of Malta.

"Is that guy drunk? No, mate he is sami-smashed!"

by sirferris January 26, 2021

Smashed Rat

When one places his genitalia upon a shower screen door while lifting up the shaft, and pressing it firmly. Making the dick and balls looked like a rat that has been ran over.

It was so gross, he showed me the smashed rat in the shower last night.

by lilpac24 February 23, 2021