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On April the 6th every year you are supposed to slap a a girls ass to celebrate the holiday
Daam that ass nice by the way it’s international ass slapping day so you know what I need to do.
by Yoboycam May 22, 2018
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sleeping tom

When you are attempting to shit from a ladder onto unsuspecting womans boobs.
Holy shit that was the most digusting sleeping tom i have ever seen
by Tonyizzle October 11, 2005
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sleeping policeman

To have an "angry" penis tucked upwards 90 degrees behind the trouser belt
Mother Tereasa:"Your holyness,is that a sleeping policeman I see?!"

Pope JP 2:"No,its mearly peering over the garden fence"
by shitty Nicko November 17, 2004
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sleeping

Taking too much time to hit an L or joint, hitting it too many times/holing it for too long.
Alan: "Yo man, pass the L. You're sleeping on it."
by Liney4Life October 9, 2008
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Dick Sleeping Bag

(n)A gay man's anus. A anus which encases penises inside it as if to give warmth or pleasure. Also can be a female vagina or butt hole.
by Alex MacGregor September 12, 2007
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Two-stepping

Two-stepping is sort of like the scene version of skanking, it involves looking like a bit of a fool, but thats all in the name of music so its all good ahoy there pirates!
To two step you must complete the following:
One foot must be dragged back then kicked sharply forwards to the side.
This should cross over your other leg.
Your other foot should then proceed to the same.
This should be repeated until a regular balance is found.
Once you have became a two-stepping master, you may add random swinging arm movements, this will make you look realllllyyyy cool.
If you wish to impress your overly pierced buddies, you may do this in a mosh pit whislt moving in a circular motion. Very cool.

Intense practice is advised before performing in public.
Thankyou, goodnight.
Scene kid: Wow, you can two step.
Scene kid 2: Well, sure I can. I learnt how to on urban dictionary.



Two-stepping.
by Cheesecake. March 6, 2009
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tank slapping

The act of a man using his penis to penetrate another mans anus in a dodgy style so that there semen tanks slap together. Hence, 'slapping tanks'.
Bob and George have been togther for 6 years now. Not my idea of fun mind, not really one for tank slapping.
by Christoph October 26, 2005
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