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sperm slap

When you store your cum in a jar and walk around the streets putting your hand in it and then slapping every woman you see in the face, covering it with cum.
Hey, remember Giovanni?
Oh yes that 25 year old guy walking around Bologna sperm slapping women.
Noice!
by Tzotzko from Filipovtzi February 22, 2020
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Sloppy Slapping

A reference to sex sounds. Usually the getting railed variety.
I couldn’t sleep with the camp counselor railing the new kid in the upper bunch. The sloppy slapping was just too much.

I walked in the house and could hear some sloppy slapping going on in the shower.
by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020
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slapping tits

the action of hitting or smacking a pair of bodacious voluptuous breasts so they jiggle
You'll never believe it bro I was slapping tits all fucking night!
by Psylocybin man December 24, 2013
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Mammy Slap

- Slapping your partner's face with your breasts in a side-to-side manner.
We were progressing northbound when she Mammy Slapped me and my freaking molar popped out. Spent the next few minutes scrambling around looking for my tooth on the futon before re-banging.
by pribulkatwins October 2, 2010
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Laporta Slap

A slap so humiliating that the recipient is left red-faced and speechless. When the shock wears off, the recipient, feeling the utmost shame, usually claims that it didn’t even hurt.
Did you see Laporta slap John Cala right in the face after he pulled the fire alarm? That Laporta Slap was epic. It totally left John Cala red-faced and speechless.
by Verostoria January 21, 2022
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Burf Slap

A burf slap is a rule in beer pong where a team gets one chance per game to backhand the opposing team's ball as it reaches a cup, without any penalties. If a second burf slap is used, that team loses. Burf slaps make beer pong more interesting and can be a great tactical move for those strategic players.
Player: "If I make this shot we win"
Opponent: "You're forgetting I have my burf slap still"
by Sam Isaac May 10, 2014
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llama slap

When you slap someone with both backhands at the same time on both cheeks
that kid just hit on my girlfriend so i llama slapped his ass!
by Jayyzee November 2, 2010
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