shelbs

a nickname for someone you find annoying. Used as an insult, there is nothing worse that being called a shelbs.

You are totally being a shelbs right now.

by brookwoodskunk September 23, 2012

shelfshoulders

Waking up in a cockroach infested Chico style dorm room, with bloody gums caused by your own oversized braces sleeping beside the ugliest, hairiest, sweaty beast ever, with your circulation in your left shoulder cut of due to sleeping with your shoulder pinched in between a shelf all night.

Zwets: Hey zack how did you sleep last night?
Zack: Not to good shlintz, my mouth tastes like sardines and I got one hell
uv a case of the shelfshoulders.

by poopbandit#2 May 29, 2007

Turtle Shelling

The art of hiding an erection while sitting and leaning one's upper torso at a 45 degree angle betwixt one's chest and lap. The owner of said erection then proceeds to arch their back in such a way that makes them appear to be sitting upright. This causes said erection to recede into the body causing a "turtle shell" effect.

"Dude, my Spanish teacher is so hot...she had me turtle shelling all class."

by JoPaGeRi.TBC September 11, 2007

Scrotum Shell

A Scrotum Shell is generally seen as a very hard ball-sack. The most common reason for this is when a man (or woman) ejaculates upon the ball-sack, rubs it in, and leaves it to dry overnight. Upon inspection in the morning, the ball-sack should have a shiny, hard layer, although this depends on the constitution of the semen.

That girl was rubbing my scrotum shell all night

by PooMister November 18, 2010

shellacked

When you steal something from someone and it's the last of that person's property.

I stumbled upon the rest of Janice's Oreo's. I was so stoned and there were only 8 left so I shellacked them.

by The Word Burglar January 7, 2008

Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex

a stupid, pointless, piece of shit anime. i watched it out of curiosity and couldn't stand 5 minutes of the shit! it bored me out of my mind. basically just some sleep-inducing governmental crap, a lot of it set in a boardroom. yaaaaaawn.

ps. fullmetal alchemist kicks ass!!! *headbangs*

never watch Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex, EVER, lest you wish for you brain to deteriorate and drain out of your ears from boredom. it's just that bad.

by that weird kid next door April 16, 2007

Shelley

Fat bitch who will never get a boyfriend. She loses all friends and is ugly

Eww its shelley
Shelley is fat

by Anshhhhsjdkks October 19, 2019