Scottie

A man who is short, stout, angry and ginger.

"You could say he was a right Scottie, his tantrums would go unmatched."

by anvilwhacker12 May 10, 2024

Scottish Entrance

When one walks into a party already drunk and almost immediately proceeds to fall down a set of stairs. Though originally inspired by a redheaded Scottish carpenter this term may be applied to any companion who possesses both a habitual tendency to get a little rowdy and a distinct and comical clumsiness that often leads to the amusement of their friends.

2 friends walk into a party, followed by another friend.
*CRASH BANG CLANG*
(Without looking back, one friend turns to another)
“Fuck, that was {insert Scottish friends name here}, wasn’t it?”

“Yep. Making a Scottish entrance I suppose.”

by Skydog7 May 21, 2024

Scrottroping

The act of tying a string around one’s scrotum and tying a bag of bricks to the other end of the string and then having someone drop said bag of bricks off of a cliff or another high place

“Oh my god Jackson, I loved the scrottroping you did with me last night at make out cliff”

by J3WB3RT November 18, 2024

Scottish VD-UB

Venerial disease originating for Scotland.

Full scientific name: Scotlandish Venerial Disease Ulceritic Boil

Common symptoms include ulcers in the pelvic regions, prominent boils on and surrounding the penis, and odorous discharge.

Highly infectious.

Doctor, I fear I have contracted the insidious Scottish VD-UB.

by FloweringPeanut December 19, 2024

scottish knights duel

A Scottish knights duel is when two men both put on metal chastity cages and decide to duke it out by slamming then against each others dick and balls in the chastity cages two cause pain, it ends when one man decides to quit out for one reason or another

John: Want to have a Scottish knights duel?

Justin: Hell yeah! Ill grab the chastity cages

by The_Jiggler December 23, 2024

Scottie

A person who *is* the vibe. Bold, charismatic, and impossible to miss, Scotties rock leopard print and neon like pros. Their energy is impossible to ignore—good vibes follow them like glitter after a craft project. Always standing out in a crowd, they turn heads and light up rooms without even trying.

The party was pretty quiet until a total Scottie showed up and stole the spotlight.

by VibeCurator January 31, 2025

Scottish Shower

The only way people take a shower in Scotland. It consists of using a whole can of deodorant (usually Lynx) and spraying it all over, even on the face and others around, essentially sharing a shower and intoxicating others in the room.

David sees that Steven is using a whole can of Lynx on himself yet again after 5 minutes.

David: "Steven I see you're taking a Scottish shower again, yeah."

Steven: "Shut up, you RO gipsy; you don't even know what a shower is."

“Illia: laughs in Ukrainian.

Marek's Polish accent: "Ah, yes, Scottish shower lynx, the stink."

by xxracth54xx February 6, 2025