Why You Should Wrap A Rubber Band Around Your Door

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fucking-rubber

noun, the condom

The condom is the piece worn on the penis to avoid pregnancy or disease.

Have you got a fucking-rubber I could use?

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earning money until you've got too much.

yo homedog-sliceface peepsaroo-dog biscuit with butter and a little silanchero! im just stackin da g's till da rubber band pops at my new job!

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CARTMAN'S MOM IS A MOTHER FUCKIN' TITTY SUCKIN' TWO BALL BITCH WITH A PING PONG PUSSY AND A RUBBER DICK.

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Putting on a condom and when the girl is not looking taking it off.

Almost got pregnant when my boyfriend wore an Indian rubber.

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A very good industrial music band making the scene and getting a good following, easily more authentic than NIN.

Why go in for the standard industrial music types that are poseurs? Three Inch Rubber Weenies is the real thing.

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While having intercourse in Akron, Ohio, one strains the contents of a post-orgasm condom into the mouth of the woman.

She wanted to taste my spunk, but I already came, so i gave her a Akron Rubber Shot.

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