off roader

males that explore eachothers ass, buttsex.

look at those off roaders, i bet they pound butt twentyfour seven

by Poje August 23, 2009

RoadHead

To be give Head while on the road

That girl gives some awesome roadhead.

by Chickywow November 27, 2007

road waffle

a form of extremely squished, and flattened into the road, roadkill. generally, when the tire tracks show up on the remains

steve: what about bob?
lauren: well, im a lil worried that eventually he will be road waffle.
steve: lol... road waffle
steve: that's a funny term
lauren: he sits in the middle of the road
lauren: (haha well, u kno- the tire tracks- leave a waffley-print)

by steve carroll; lauren paetznick March 22, 2005

road hand

When you give your boyfriend a handjob while he's driving.

Ted was depressed and horny so Mina gave him road hand while driving to cheer him up.

by Seymour Birkhoff December 16, 2011

why did the chicken cross the road?

Often followed by one of many "joke" answers. Told by kids under seven.

Why did the redneck cross the road?


Because he couldn't get the chicken off his dick.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004

roadhouse

the act of kicking someone in the face in a Patrick Swazye manner.
Made famous by badass Patrick Swazye and by uber badass Peter Griffin

After kicking someone in the face you immediatly say "ROADHOUSE!"

by cash benjamin December 21, 2009

road nigger

A bicyclist using public roads.

I nearly hit three road niggers because they don't follow basic traffic laws!

by hate filled love November 7, 2012