Satan's Reach Around

Putting hot sauce or chill pepper on one's finger and then placing the fingers into the ass or vagina of another.

I was with this chick last weekend she gave me Satan's Reach Around. Last time I have tacos on a date!

by aestrophUnicorn February 27, 2019

Bible Grove Reach

A tabletop maneuver that hails from Bible Grove Illinois, but could have possibly started in Lexington Kentucky.

The Bible Grove reach is when you reach over the table to get something because nobody will pass it to you

Ma: let me just do a bible grove reach *reaches over the table to get salt*

by Chronic fall November 14, 2019

Rusty Krusty crab reach around

The act of getting pegged by your girl while she reaches around and jerks you off with a rusty set of grill tongs.

Dude, your sister gave me the Rusty krusty crab reach around last night. It was sick!

by Lickalottapuss88 February 2, 2022

Ol’ Washington Reach-around

When someone trumpets the US National Anthem into your butt while jerking you off

Yeah, and then she gave me the Ol’ Washington Reach-around to finish off the 4th of July festivities

by arsen_28 June 10, 2022

I got reach

Saying you have a ginormous penis without so profane or being a pervert.

Jason: Dont want to brag but I got reach!

Matteo: Wow! Can i see!?

by Chiludon June 1, 2022

difficult to reach

Warm feeling but patronising euphemism often used by care givers, but also over-reaching government or voluntary agencies to describe a target group or audience who have not engaged with the intervention concerned. Almost always the target group are characterised as passive, ‘vulnerable’, or of possessing some other negative/weak quality, but in reality may be have full capacity and instead have no interest or benefit, or even hold strong objections to the intervention concerned

Hospital manager: The medical staff are proving difficult to reach in terms of my new and novel 1 monthly, all day infection and control mandatory training programme. What do you think Brad?
Second hospital manager: yea - I think we need to doc the pay and then sack anyone who does not realise the benefit of your life saving, new and wonderful programme Hank!

by Happydayseveryday August 21, 2023

Dr. Jon Reach Around

A “loving embrace,” done with the utmost care and the gentlest touch by a healthcare professional while the patient is concentrating on their alimental concerns, questions they are being asked about general health trivia while they are being entertained with bright lights and Snellen charts, or otherwise distracted by the doctor’s slight of hand. Sometimes seen as a test of a patients fortitude and potential, this act, while not intrinsically sexual, is often referred to in doctoring circles as the first foray of the lonely and overeducated in their professional mating rituals or “social networking” in and outside of their immediate circles.

I went in to see if I needed new glasses and while I was there I was given the “Dr. Jon Reach Around.” I’m not sure if my vision is any better but I’ve met my co-pay for the year. All things considered, I’m happy with my new provider.

by Ken Limnac April 23, 2021