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a ralphie

A highly detailed occurrence that is expressed with the utmost passion but contains nothing but utter bullshit and somehow fools small minded people even when the bullshit is obvious.
"Man I heard we were going to get an extra $1,000 dollars this paycheck cause our bosses know they fucked us."

"Bitch, you tripping, that aint nothing but a ralphie."
by IKE_IKE April 13, 2021
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jacob Ralphs

Jacob Ralphs : he wanna go out with me
you: sure
8 hours later
he goes out with another girl
by agreatgal September 13, 2022
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Sammy n ralphy

Two dope ass bitches who live life to the max. Josh is their most prized possession. You mess w them and they’ll probably still love you.
Wow look at Sammy n Ralphy, they go hard in the paint
by Ralphycakes179 April 30, 2019
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ramph

the act of doing a colonoscapy with a camera atached to one's penis (and or a prostetic)
;or,
when Britany Spears dyes her head purple and has sex with Rob Schnider because her cousin who had booked on the 9:00 flight to Baton Rouge Loisiana got moved to a trans atlantic fligtht to Ann Cultar's vagina becuse they runway was covered in unadobpted african babies and Angelina Jolie called in sick
The doctor could not see him right then so Mr. Goodman decided to preform a ramph

I had to go to the doctor for a condition known as
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Ramphertwat

A very ignorant West Indian girl, usually of Guyanese or Trinidadian descent. A ramphertwat is uneducated but has a belief that she is smarter and better than everyone around her. She makes jokes of traumatic events such as wars and terrorist attacks. She must possess bad grammar and hoodrat tendencies.
I corrected that ramphertwats grammar on her status about doing drugs before and after her SAT's and she threatened to get her terrorist uncles to 'merk' me.
by Wellthen December 7, 2013
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Raphael

Cool, funny is playing call of duty and loves shoes

He could be a turtle

Or a sniping god
Raphael is cool
by Saschapädobär January 2, 2017
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