Ralts

Ralts is the first evolution of Kirlia and Gardevoir in the popular game known as Pokemon. Pokemon has been around since the Game Boy era (you know which one i mean. It was the crappy grayscale one with worse gwaphics then the Atari Lynx). Anyhow it becomes a Kirlia at level 20 and Garedvoir at level 30. Also despite what many trainers will tell you a Ralts will add flavor to any dish served. However they are very hard to get right as they have to be put in boiling water whilst conscious. But personally i like mine with a few boiled potatoes and a few carrots. YUM!!

Karl: Man this stew is really bland
Narl: Lets add some Ralts!!
Narl: Yeah Man AWESOME!!!
*gets egg out of pocket, cracks egg in his hand to reveal tiny Ralts*
Ralts: Momma!!
*Drops Ralts in boiling water*
Ralts :AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Narl: Should be good in 5
Karl: Wanna play sum call a dooty
Narl: Yeh fo sow

by The_Undead_Trainer_of_Pokemon January 7, 2014

ralph

some tiny ass dick lookin lil indian bitch

hey look its fuckin ralph what a damn small dicked indian

by mynamesjeffrey January 31, 2018

rally

A motorsport that posseum bourne kicked butt at and was tragicly killed by.
we will always remember posseum bourne not a a person who sits in a car and go's fast, but as a legend of the sport.

We will always remeber you posseum and we will never forget you no matter what

by DEMON GOD May 16, 2003

Ralphing

Posing bent down like a gangster for a picture by any random item...must be the the crouching position looking hard as hell

At my moms ralphing the shit out of these throw pillows

by #ralphing goin viral December 11, 2013

Ralphit

To delete someones computer files on accident.

New employee decides to do some house cleaning on a company computer and deletes computer files that they should not have deleted.

by M Brausam January 26, 2004

rallobe

the wanting for sex. Like hunger is for food, thirst is for water.

I am rallobey.

by bread infection November 23, 2009

ralphable

potential to make a person so sick that they ralph

That infected blue waffle is downright ralphable.

by acidbathstar June 15, 2010