pollinating (sex act)

when you masturbate in front of the female

and cum on her belly

then she scoops up the semen and inserts it into her womb

it's hot, because it mimics the act of masturbating to porn / hentai

except that it's in real life

good for when you have erectile dysfunction or performance anxiety

you're pollinating her like a flower or plant

it's spicier if she's not on the pill, thus impregnation

i was pollinating (sex act) her

by Andrew E Cooper July 17, 2025

Pollen Jockie

A "vanilla" looking person who secretly likes their "flowers" nectar be eaten then "pollenated" by one or multiple guys.

She's/He's seems innocent but in the bed room she's/He's a huge dominate Pollen Jockie.

by IamU.B October 4, 2025

trolley poll

Weapon of choice by hardcore rapper "The Notorious F.L.A", and his bodyguards. This weapon is deadly and should only be used by those with extreeme skill.

Sorry Notorious F.L.A, i didnt mean to accidently touch you ahh "crack" "crack" ahhhhh!!!

by Anonymous February 16, 2003

treasure poll

A person's (typically male) shaft, or man rod. More commonly reffered to as a penis, dick, or cock.

I made a pass at his treasure poll.

by Brad Bentley January 18, 2007

Jackson Pollock

1. n. Painter in the abstract expressionist movement. Reclusive alcoholic who died in an alcohol related car accident. A sick genius.

2. n. and v. Explosive diarrhea.

Friend 1: Dude. Stomach flu. Totally fluid. Totally spraying all over. I am so sick I just Jackson Pollocked the toilet, the tub and the bathroom wall. Just emailed a photo. I am a sick genius.

Friend 2: Wow. That wall is harshed. That is a Jackson Pollock.

pizza pizzaria diarrhea gross shit sick

by Pervasive D2 January 12, 2011

lol pollock

The act of laughing so loudly that you're middle name becomes pollock

John lol pollocked at the site of Mary falling down the stairs

by toemass November 18, 2013

Lydia Pollard

The absolute coolest person you will ever meet. She may be quiet at first and her comebacks might not always be witty, but once you know her you'll realize she is hot (as f***), smart, and just a great person to be around (if you know what I mean). She's exotic and will try anything at least once... Except crystal meth.

Holy fuck! That Lydia Pollard chick is a hottie with a body.

Yeah she's deffinetly a cutie with a bootie.

by Damngirl December 13, 2013