park ridge police

ineffective flaccid cocked grade a idiots with their heads up their asses

oh, there's another one of the park ridge police officers, walking around the school with a gun again. let's go shoot up in the bathroom and then go get starbucks

by rattlehead November 12, 2021

police ass bitch

a bitch who can't fight and run to the cops real quick

IF they call the police after a fight cause they lost they a police ass bitch

by tomika the piss queen February 14, 2023

urban dictionary police

The process by which a seemingly random group people at the Urban Dictionary, without rhyme or reason rejects your brilliant, apropos, relevant, timely and eloquent definition of things begging to be defined.

Floozednightch: Such a brilliant word to describe a "gasoline powered turtleneck sweater." Talk about your relevance?! ..everyone's wearing one, everyone's talking about them, the stores can't keep them in stock, and they're all over social media!!! The garment begs for a single word definition! Dam you urban dictionary police!

by ribick November 5, 2018

Handing a pepsi to the police

It is like a jail-free ticket but with a pepsi.

Police: Sir, you have been arrested
That guy: Hold on, hold on.
Police: What?
That guy: I have a pepsi

Police:Give it to me.
*That guy handing a pepsi to the police*
Police: Okay. Sir, You have been free.
That pepsi guy: Thanks. :3

by DUdeiDNTKNOE.com September 22, 2018

police call box

A Doctor's main method of travelling

'But- it's only a police call box!'
'Come inside!'

by The Sixty-Ninth Doctor February 22, 2014

Tallahassee Police Department

A corrupt police department located in Tallahasse, Florida. They are full of Florida State University bandwaggoners so they refuse to arrest Jameis Winston for rape and shoplifting because he is their star quarterback.

The Tallahassee Police Department is paid by Florida State University to not arrest their criminal football players

by xHilarious iFunny November 13, 2014

The Gay Police Force

The Protectors of the woodz and defenders of da law.All bois will be raped when tresspassing on private property.

Chief Fuzzy Roughnutz,Captain Stabbin,
Sheriff Bugsby,Deputy Rick Ryans,Deputy Halfoff Daly,Deputy Chuckie Woody.All Famous Porn celebrities. All Gay cept for the Captain of course!

by spazz13 November 10, 2004