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Weed phone

When you have a non working phone (not a cell phone or portable, this is best with older phones) and you screw off the end with the reciever and stick your weed and/or hash in it.
Friend: Hey where do you stash your stash so your roomate doesn't pinch it?
Joe: The weed phone.
by PrincessPuffinMuffin February 13, 2010
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text my phone

Text me on imessage/text messages. (Rather than texting/talking on a social media if you ate not on wifi and dont want to waste data)
by sparklydiamond August 17, 2017
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Phone Herpes

What happens when you somehow smash the screen of your cellphone and the pixels get all fucked up in a certain area. Pretty soon the fucked-up pixels spread to the entire screen; kinda like herpes.
My friend's little brother left his cell phone in the back pocket of his skinny jeans and sat on it. It now has Phone Herpes.
by SufferingxArtist October 23, 2008
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Loner phone

The replacement phone you receive when you send your normal phone to the company to fix it.
"Hey, dude whatsup?"
"Not much, my iPhone broke so I got a loner phone."
"I see."
"Loner phones suck!"
by sam34 March 26, 2009
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phone bitch

girl who does not pick up the phone or rejects incoming calls
She's a phone bitch and has the nerve to deny it.
by flatbush July 24, 2007
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Phone Retarded

It means that you have absolutely no clue how to use a phone.....for example;
A.You never have it on
B.You never use it
C.You take forever to get back to someone w/ it
D+.Basically anything that impedes on those trying to reach you
DUDE!!!! YOU are seriously phone retarded. You are not even deserving to have one.
by DC_93 April 26, 2012
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Cell Phone Hoe

This type of Hoe relies on instant messaging or calling those for a booty call. Usually one of many homeboys numbers and many pictures of their male private areas stored inside their phone.

The Cell Phone Hoe also take snap shots of herself in the nude, some up close in specific areas she knows will get what she wants.

If the cell phone hoe is discovered, she will no doubt defend herself, go on offensive thus lie about her behavior, or hide cell phone which is most likely hiding it from her partner (victim).

It is said that hoes love attention and has been proven a strong fact since the only way a hoe can be a hoe is to receive what they desire. The Cell Phone Hoe is a innovated specie who has extended the need through technology itself. Becoming another of electronic evolution of the Hoe Genre.
Nate: Tia! The fuck is this in your damn cell phone!?

Tia: Why you going through my shit for!? That is private property!

Nate: No sense in being private if we are together! So much for trust you damn cell phone hoe. I got ya ass though, you been showin' the damn goods to these random fuckers too!
by Black Riz September 26, 2008
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