Payton

Lost Just Lost....

" man I was Payton, Untill I became anti payton!"
" payton payton payton... mr. payton payton payton

by Sherogarath November 26, 2016

Payton Marshall

A little fairy that makes anal love to cute cats with scarfs.

Possibly gay.

almost got laid once but, managed to poop himself with getting his anus licked.

Lowers the fuck out of property value due to unearthly small genitals and long sex periods.

Spends most his days jerking his junk until purple or bleeding due to high speeds and friction of dry beating with tweezers.

"I just totally saw James pulling a Payton"

"My boyfriend is such a Payton, i was up all night"

"Payton Marshall likes men"

by PureRageEssence April 8, 2013

pentony

The act of being disabled or handicapped.

Hey, I seen sean the other day he's so pentony!

by Heywdc February 22, 2017

Payton

You’ll never meet anyone like Payton’s. Always there for you, no matter if you pissed them off or not. Very athletic, and beautiful! Everyone guys wants her, and every girl wants to be her.

Boy: Jesus!Did you see that ball that the girl hit?
Boy 2: Yeah. That’s Payton.

by PaytonM160 February 25, 2018

Payton

A dropout most likely a pothead

Payton is a pothead and is a drop out

by Weemy69 June 10, 2018

Payton

She can be a bitch and she backstabs alot of her closet friends just for a boy

Girl ;"Omg my friend backstabbed me"
Boy; "oh she must be talking about payton "

by Bigdickdaddylonglegs123 May 16, 2019

Payton

Payton is a soulmate. He's a great boyfriend and an amazing person. He'll be there when you cry and tell you it's okay. He's smart, kind, and not only a boyfriend, but a best friend. He's a passionate, loving, and warm person. Payton will change your view of the world. He will clear up your eyes and show you the beauty in each thing. Not to mention, Payton is a great kisser, which never hurts. But most importantly, Payton is somebody who deserves everything you can give. Payton is somebody who you love from the moment you meet him. Payton is the love of my life, and I hope he sees this.

Girl 1: Did you see my Girl 3? She's so happy with her boyfriend.

Girl 2: Isn't his name Payton? They're probably gonna get married.
Girl 1: Ugh, I hope I find my own Payton someday.

by litlebabie November 20, 2019